"I have nothing to wear!"

Okay. He was WAY too in touch with his femine side.

 If I had to pick anyone in the Potter/Weasley family to marry, it would be between Louis and James. But Louis would probably win because then we could have wonderful veela children.

 Really I would have talked about anything.


Potions, charms, summer.


Even nargles. I would talk about nargles even though I have no idea what nargles are.

Wow. You can feel the awkwardness. It's like we're in a sea of awkward. We're all just swimming through the deep sea of awkward.

Thanks Candi. You being a bad girl is getting me into trouble. When I didn't do anything. 

 Okay, must all the Wotter boys have amazing abs?!


I was starting to creep on Hugo, his abs were so amazing.


I was breaking like every friend law ever by creeping on my best friend's little brother.


I regret nothing.

"So, Dementors," I said, awkwardly trying to change the subject. "Man, they sound...depressing."


I'm not making this more awkward at all.


Really, I should be given an award.
 

 No, I am not laughing like a crazy person.


Okay, maybe I am.


Your point?

I’m not like most people.


I’m Addison Freaking Malfoy.


I’m the most unique girl ever.
 

”Addie,” Scorpius said, his voice stern. “What’s going on?”

And suddenly, I just couldn’t take it anymore. 

Have I ever mentioned how much I love Witch Weekly? They're such nice people.


Not.
 

Thanks James. I had forgotten why I was currently my heart hurt every time I saw your brother.


Really, thanks for reminding me of all the stupid things I had done concerning Albus Potter. 

"You're an evil person."


"Ravenclaw, honey. There's a difference." 

And so, in true Addison Malfoy fashion, I ended up crying. 

"Are you crying?" I whispered.


"No," Caleb said. "My allergies are just acting up."