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Yes I'm Perfect, Lets be friends? by theroomofrequirement

Rating: Mature
Chapters: 12
Reviews: 34
Views: 10,758

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Rating

Mature

Chapters

Words

20,493

Characters

Ron, Hermione, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OtherCanon

Primary Relationship

Rose/Scorpius

Secondary Relationship(s)

Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing

Genre(s)

Humor, Romance, Angst

Era

Next Generation

Advisory

Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers

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Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2011-06-03 5:35pm

Last Chapter

2013-03-21 8:45pm

Last Updated

2013-03-21 8:45pm

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	The Wrath of the Weasleys Beat having a dad who got past a massive, wizarding chess set in his first year. Ok, maybe having a dad who was one of Voldemort’s horcruxes and survived the ‘Avada kedavra’ curse twice beats it. But I can still beat them at wizarding chess.	1,286	3
2	James, Eyebrows and Really Irritating Seekers I stepped in the shower in an attempt to wake up. And get clean. But I guess that's a given.	1,520	2
3	Drunken Antics Just at that moment the portrait hole opened, and guess who walked through? Yes, Scorpius Malfoy walked in, my life is just mocking me.	2,003	2
4	I Reserve the Right to be Angry. She’s obviously uneducated about how you get pregnant. Or it’s an immaculate conception. That is after all the sensible suggestion.	734	6
5	Fred, Scorpius and Mrs Norris II ‘Rose, Get off!’ ‘Please don’t go! You can’t leave me, I’m an invalid! How can you leave me when I’m on my deathbed? HOW?’ I coughed pathetically.	3,029	3
6	Things are looking up.... I believe that is Rose 4, Life 0. Ok, so I walked into a wall pretending to be a door. Still, Rose 4, Life 1.	1,590	2
7	Hippogriffs and hypocrites ARE really confusing... ‘Ok A) ask your dearest cousin Al B) I am not dating him and C) You filthy little…’ Hypocrite, not hippogriff, hypocrite not hippogriff… ‘…hippogriff…’ Crap, I always get that one wrong.	1,952	6
8	Mclaggen. I don’t fancy Scorpius. I don’t fancy Scorpius. I don’t fancy Scorpius. I fancy Scorpius. Aww crap.	2,299	3
9	Invisibility Cloaks, Pregnancy Tests and Really Really Really Super Horrible People Al and Lily stopped in shock. ‘YOU, have the invisibility cloak! Why do you get it and we don’t!’ ‘Go and ask dad for one of the other deathly hallows then’	1,128	3
10	I am a Lonely Fish. I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want, so tell me what you want what you really really want I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhh…	1,381	3
11	Quidditch, Avocados and the worst knickers in the world. Ever. I felt a twinge of guilt. Actually that’s a lie. GRYFFINDORS RULE. Don’t judge me.	2,876	1
12	Life is Awkward I can’t stop staring at his bald patch. Right on top of his head. Surrounded by mounts of fluffy white fluff. A hairless spot. So shiny. Does he buff it? How does it get so shiny? I want a shiny head…kind of.	695	0

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