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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
This is the first chapter! And the butchering of the English language begins.... |
2,179 | 22 |
| 2 |
This is the second chapter! I see you with my mind-pictures as you read this summary. You are impressed by this summary. Do not lie. Scorpius knows all. |
2,259 | 15 |
| 3 |
This is the chapter that comes after chapter two! You can be a mammoth and not be wooly. You may thank me for this pearl of knowledge later, when it comes in handy. Which it will unless you lose your hands. |
2,014 | 10 |
| 4 |
I am told that this is chapter four! If you knew my insides, you would see that they are not insides at all. They are your insides reflected, because we are one and the same. Except I am superior. |
2,105 | 10 |
| 5 |
This is the last chapter! I once galloped on a horse so swiftly across a hillside of white and black flowers, it turned into a zebra. |
2,383 | 7 |
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