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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Seating Arrangements "Sweet Potter's armpits!" |
3,800 | 61 |
| 2 |
Nightmares In The Lavatory "I want to show that I'm strong and independent, and you know I can't do that alone." |
3,316 | 23 |
| 3 |
It. Is. Nothing! "I have a favourite bath towel as well, but I don't wear mine in public." |
3,550 | 25 |
| 4 |
A Whole Bloody Bloodbath My life would definitely have won an Oscar. Best Dramatic Situation Award. Easy. |
3,409 | 24 |
| 5 |
That Same Rush "Come on, Del, let's go before the vein on her forehead explodes." |
3,176 | 28 |
| 6 |
Cupcakes = Happiness She stared at my stomach as if she would suddenly see a foot sticking out of my belly button. |
3,302 | 17 |
| 7 |
A Picture Will Last Longer "Either walk away from me, or limp away from me." |
5,128 | 20 |
| 8 |
Empty Classroom Adella Malfoy-Granger didn't skip. |
4,543 | 15 |
| 9 |
Forbidden Fruit Tastes Better "I see Lady Ha-Ha's in town." |
7,981 | 14 |
| 10 |
Almost Unnoticed "Excuse me, but I grew a baby inside me today, what did you do?" |
7,935 | 15 |
| 11 |
Feliz Navi-dead The period, all men's kryptonite. |
10,443 | 24 |
| 12 |
Removing Splinters From My Tongue If someone told me when at Hogwarts that I'd be happily married to Draco Malfoy later in life, I would've punched them. Very hard. |
3,742 | 22 |
| 13 |
Confessions Of A Middle-aged Hero "Did I ever tell you about how your father and I met?" |
4,196 | 23 |
| 14 |
So Frail "I don't plan. I scheme." |
3,157 | 17 |
| 15 |
Can't Be Good "I guess this is the whole karma thing everyone's talking about." |
2,350 | 14 |
| 16 |
Wake Me From This Nightmare I was aware that I was sounding hysterical, but I lacked the capability to do anything about it. |
4,500 | 12 |
| 17 |
The Best Friend I even missed the sound of her panting! How pathetic am I? |
3,854 | 14 |
| 18 |
I Can't Do This I bet they took turns using my bladder as a trampoline... |
4,637 | 26 |
| 19 |
Beautiful? Me? How in the world was I supposed to respond to this? Was he expecting a compliment in return? Bugger, I was so very bad at these kind of things! |
3,641 | 18 |
| 20 |
Lost & Found Wheelchairs are sturdy and comfortable, and that's all I have to say about that. |
4,088 | 20 |
| 21 |
All The Lies "Do you sometimes think about how the person you're going to end up with is actually on the earth right now?" |
3,172 | 16 |
| 22 |
One Question Too Many "Della, can I ask you something?" |
2,941 | 15 |
| 23 |
The One? He didn't turn to face me. I didn’t expect him to. |
2,859 | 14 |
| 24 |
Mr Wrong, Mr Right I was notoriously known as the girl in constant denial. |
4,361 | 6 |
| 25 |
Late. "You know I don't take hints! I'm pretty daft in that area." |
6,156 | 15 |
| 26 |
Three Words "It's about that time where you have to push." |
4,461 | 11 |
| 27 |
Tiny Bundles Of Joy "I'd rather get fifty bee-stings than go through labour again." |
3,223 | 3 |
| 28 |
Goodbye. "Have you made up your mind?" |
3,296 | 9 |
| 29 |
17 Years Later It's Christmas again. |
8,651 | 17 |
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