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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter one: Who the hell is Voldermort?! Chocolate frog?! And here I was thinking it would be like a Fredo. They should rename it to a bloody heart attack in a box! Though I suppose their sales would significantly reduce if it was called that. |
1,972 | 8 |
| 2 |
Chapter 2 The Hat Talks! I’m certain I’m just going to drop down dead of a heart attack if they continue to spring these things up at me, which would be pretty inconvenient. A girl can only take so much. |
4,864 | 7 |
| 3 |
Chapter 3: The unlikley uses of a croissant Great maybe it was a mistake and I’m not actually a witch. Wow that would be awkward. |
4,672 | 5 |
| 4 |
Chapter 4: Proposals, broom cupboards and Hufflepuff first years. No James I will not marry you! We just met for goodness sake! |
5,737 | 5 |
| 5 |
Chapter 5: Revelations Oh dear. Did I just have a bargaining session with the sun…in my head? |
4,442 | 1 |
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