Rating
Mature
12 Fail Safe Ways to Charm Witches: The Revised Edition by Irobbedgringottsandgotaway
- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 15
- Reviews
- 52
- Views
- 22,588
Chapters
15
Words
34,979
Characters
McGonagall, Neville, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2012-03-03 12:36pm
Last Chapter
2013-07-22 2:41pm
Last Updated
2013-07-22 2:41pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
PART 1: How to Make Her Feel Special Fail-Safe Way #1: Four words: The Dare Jar Club |
2,258 | 5 |
| 2 |
When to Shove Her in the Lake Pretty self explanatory, but i'll leave you to figure it out. |
2,819 | 5 |
| 3 |
How to Maintain Your Dignity While learning to drive a muggle car, while asking a girl out, and the rules of maintaining your dignity in a competition. |
3,070 | 6 |
| 4 |
How to Snag a Girl in Less than an Hour As instructed by James Potter using the Lemon Method in six easy steps |
2,154 | 5 |
| 5 |
How to Recover From a Mistake of Epic Proportions Oh for the love of all things pickles. |
2,057 | 4 |
| 6 |
How To Charm a Girl While Wearing Suspenders Dorky is the new Contemporary. |
2,516 | 1 |
| 7 |
What Gifts to Get Her With a bibbity bobbity bangin' pony on the side (hypothetical of course) |
2,755 | 5 |
| 8 |
Which Comes First - The Bro or the Chick? For centuries, philosophers and friends have been debating the time old issue of which came first, the bro or the girl. |
2,356 | 2 |
| 9 |
When To Have the Talk For all those awkward conversations, important dialogues, and heartwarming speeches that you just can't seem to squeeze into your busy schedule. |
2,542 | 3 |
| 10 |
How to Keep a Secret "My good jove, mate. What the bloody turtle took you so long to tell me? Now what are you doing here, go get her." |
2,200 | 1 |
| 11 |
How to Snag the One that Gets Away "You've snagged me Tails. There's no getting rid of me." |
1,474 | 2 |
| 12 |
How To Charm a Witch Friendship, Kissing, Flying, and Explosions |
2,236 | 4 |
| 13 |
PART 2: How to Draw Attention to Yourself Annoying blondes in Airports, Bombastic babes, and a Quiddicth Legend |
2,108 | 1 |
| 14 |
How to Find the Perfect Occupation “YES!” His face lights up like a Christmas Tree on radioactive batteries |
2,353 | 2 |
| 15 |
How to Ace an Interview “What are you doing in the girl’s room?” I retorted. |
2,081 | 6 |
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