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Rating
Mature
Chapters
15
Words
34,979
Characters
McGonagall, Neville, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
OC/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
52
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2012-03-03 12:36pm
Last Chapter
2013-07-22 2:41pm
Last Updated
2013-07-22 2:41pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 PART 1: How to Make Her Feel Special

Fail-Safe Way #1: Four words: The Dare Jar Club
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

2,258 5
2 When to Shove Her in the Lake

Pretty self explanatory, but i'll leave you to figure it out.
 
 
 
 
 

2,819 5
3 How to Maintain Your Dignity

While learning to drive a muggle car, while asking a girl out, and the rules of maintaining your dignity in a competition.
 

3,070 6
4 How to Snag a Girl in Less than an Hour

As instructed by James Potter using the Lemon Method in six easy steps
 

2,154 5
5 How to Recover From a Mistake of Epic Proportions

Oh for the love of all things pickles.
 
 
 

2,057 4
6 How To Charm a Girl While Wearing Suspenders

Dorky is the new Contemporary.

Capitol H yeah.
 

2,516 1
7 What Gifts to Get Her

With a bibbity bobbity bangin' pony on the side (hypothetical of course)
 
 
 

2,755 5
8 Which Comes First - The Bro or the Chick?

For centuries, philosophers and friends have been debating the time old issue of which came first, the bro or the girl.

The bro requires a girl to come into existence, but girls also require a bro to exist.

So which is it?
 

2,356 2
9 When To Have the Talk

For all those awkward conversations, important dialogues, and heartwarming speeches that you just can't seem to squeeze into your busy schedule.
 
 
 

2,542 3
10 How to Keep a Secret

"My good jove, mate. What the bloody turtle took you so long to tell me? Now what are you doing here, go get her." 

2,200 1
11 How to Snag the One that Gets Away

"You've snagged me Tails. There's no getting rid of me."

1,474 2
12 How To Charm a Witch

Friendship, Kissing, Flying, and Explosions

2,236 4
13 PART 2: How to Draw Attention to Yourself

 Annoying blondes in Airports, Bombastic babes, and a Quiddicth Legend

2,108 1
14 How to Find the Perfect Occupation

“YES!” His face lights up like a Christmas Tree on radioactive batteries

2,353 2
15 How to Ace an Interview

“What are you doing in the girl’s room?” I retorted.

“This is most definitely NOT the girl’s room.” He said, his eyes wide.

“It most certainly i-“ I froze, finally seeing the urinals along the tiled wall.

2,081 6

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