Their story could have made a bestseller, a romance in both the Muggle world and the wizarding one. Their everyday events could have been a page torn out of the books one of our protagonist so dearly loved. However, never did she expect to read it, let alone be the author, but, my friends, the tale of A Lingering Kiss has been told ad infinitum and, on this lovely summer morning, I shall be telling it to you. Fill free to clear your mind of any other distractions and let us descend into darkness.