In response to xxstaindrosesxx's Breakfast Club Challenge

Five students, one professor, and one long day. The next generation of students have all done different things to end up in the dungeons of Hogwarts for an all-day session of detention. Their assignment: a no-less-than 1000 word essay a piece telling the staff who they think they are. See the world of Post-Second-War Hogwarts through the eyes of The Criminal, The Princess, The Athlete, The Brain, and The Basket Case. But who's who? Read on and find out!