Rating
Mature
Chapters
29
Words
73,359
Characters
Harry, Hermione, Snape, Shacklebolt, Lucius, Narcissa, Draco, Fred, Umbridge, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
General, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2012-08-18 1:02pm
Last Chapter
2013-02-01 3:11pm
Last Updated
2013-02-01 3:11pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter 1 The Most Soul Crushing Bachelor Pad in all of England, Possibly Europe. |
3,082 | 7 |
| 2 |
Chapter 2 Escaped murderer? Yeah sure no problem, let’s have a seat. Me? Let’s all stop and gawk. |
2,595 | 3 |
| 3 |
Chapter 3 If you strangle Black, make sure it looks like self defense |
2,530 | 3 |
| 4 |
Chapter 4 "Don’t do anything stupid." So much for that. |
3,123 | 3 |
| 5 |
Chapter 5 A bubble of guilt |
2,039 | 6 |
| 6 |
Chapter 6 I make a rather impressive braised lamb. |
3,197 | 1 |
| 7 |
Chapter 7 I needed to live with them. I wouldn’t be me if I hadn’t |
3,265 | 2 |
| 8 |
Chapter 8 You were a child. I assumed being annoying was part of the package |
2,182 | 2 |
| 9 |
Chapter 9 You called me annoying when I was trying to snog you last week. |
2,159 | 3 |
| 10 |
Chapter 10 I pushed the pompous git into a pond. |
2,679 | 2 |
| 11 |
Chapter 11 No way I was ever seeing a Knut of that. |
2,381 | 1 |
| 12 |
Chapter 12 Not everything has an acceptable answer. |
2,469 | 1 |
| 13 |
Chapter 13 I think I had a cheesy ‘soul mate’ connection with a bowtruckle. |
2,050 | 1 |
| 14 |
Chapter 14 Why do I get the feeling you two plot more than you’re letting on? |
2,516 | 0 |
| 15 |
Chapter 15 Well if you’re going to be noble about it. |
2,789 | 1 |
| 16 |
Chapter 16 I am not cheating on Fred |
2,355 | 1 |
| 17 |
Chapter 17 You’re making counterfeit gold. |
1,339 | 3 |
| 18 |
Chapter 18 You’re bribing me with kisses? |
2,029 | 4 |
| 19 |
Chapter 19 Fred Weasley happened. |
2,931 | 0 |
| 20 |
Chapter 20 Bring on the detentions. |
2,889 | 2 |
| 21 |
Chapter 21 Ok, don’t freak out. They’re probably off doing something stupid. |
2,309 | 0 |
| 22 |
Chapter 22 They aren’t safe. |
1,903 | 6 |
| 23 |
Chapter 23 This was an emergency! Why hadn’t I thought of it before?! |
3,376 | 5 |
| 24 |
Chapter 24 I will do whatever it takes to keep you safe, most especially from yourself. |
2,826 | 3 |
| 25 |
Chapter 25 Gryffindor stubbornness |
2,294 | 8 |
| 26 |
Chapter 26 She wasn’t attacked. |
2,467 | 3 |
| 27 |
Chapter 27 None of it ever happened. |
1,453 | 3 |
| 28 |
Chapter 28 You need me more than I need you. |
4,088 | 6 |
| 29 |
Chapter 29 Why is it him you are so completely loyal to? |
2,044 | 17 |
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