“Hey dad, what was Hogwarts like when you were a student and what house where you in?”  I asked.

“Well I was in Hufflepuff the house of the Loyal, it was cool your mum was in Ravenclaw and she was the most attractive woman I had ever set my eyes on. I did ok and stayed out of trouble with the teachers so it wasn’t that bad. Christmas is amazing. Snow everywhere” he stated slowly.

 “Cook, Sue!”
“Slytherin!”
“Devlin, Jane!”
“Ravenclaw!”
“Durn, Samuel!”
“Slytherin!”
“Greene, Rosanne!”