I swear to Merlin, I had no idea why people kept selling the Potters as the ‘good ones’. All three siblings were evil to their very core. I still hadn’t forgotten the bludger that nearly broke me in half in fourth year, and James wasn’t even a beater! Albus didn’t use physical violence. No, instead he broke our team’s spirit and self-confidence under his heel like we were annoying cockroaches with a few well-chosen one liners.