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Rating
Mature
Chapters
25
Words
62,706
Characters
Albus, James (II), Rose, Scorpius, OC
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Angst
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Story Reviews
14
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2014-09-03 3:38pm
Last Chapter
2015-08-05 10:01pm
Last Updated
2015-08-05 10:01pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Too close

I don't know how I managed to catch the train in second year. Sprinting can really tire a girl out, even when she's a sixth year.

912 2
2 Cry me a river

How did it all go so wrong?

724 2
3 Count on me

How do I describe the idiots that are Scor and Ria?

Over-sexual morons with a complete disregard for the normal conventions of society?

It's a start.

2,927 2
4 Another one bites the dust

The life and times of a handsome 17-year-old who's forced to socialise with five immature loons.

2,106 0
5 What it's like to be me

So apparently my best mate's favourite past-time is attempted arson of bookshops.

2,613 0
6 Ruby

Note to self: Sex scarves are a total turn-off

2,511 0
7 Love the way you lie

Amortentia, the most powerful love potion in the world.

I've been dreading this lesson since Rose Spellotaped the entire Potions syllabus next to my bed four years ago.

2,154 0
8 So sick

The day in which the entire student population tries and fails to resist the seductive powers of an platinum-blond billionaire.

2,120 3
9 Story of my life

And now please pay attention to how not to take a girl on a date.

2,328 0
10 I'm a freak

You wouldn't think that the Muggle Music Night at the Hog's Head could be so hot.

2,746 0
11 Crazy for you

1) Tell Scorpius Malfoy that fairies are just self-important idiots in fancy dresses.

2) Run for your life.

2,843 0
12 Dangerous

Insults? Catcalling? People crying? People dying?

It's all fair game in a Lions vs Snakes match.

2,343 0
13 Fancy

I honestly don't know what possessed me to suggest gathering all of my cousins into one room.

(Rose owes me, big time)

2,573 0
14 Bohemian Rhapsody

Dear Merlin,

As always, thank you for the blessing that is Lysander Scamander.

I'd also like to lodge a complaint about the shimmying at breakfast.; it's mortifying.

2,516 0
15 Keep it together

Shopping with my cousin.

Shopping with my cousin.

We've been in Diagon Alley for four hours and I still haven't quite understood why I'm shopping with my cousin.

2,923 0
16 I'm yours

So today I burst into tears in front of the richest and most important people in the wizarding world. Over a car.

2,370 0
17 Single ladies

There is no way in hell I'd even consider being called 'Alluring Al' (no matter how much it suits me).

3,031 0
18 Dust bowl dance

'MALFOY FINALLY MEETS THE LIGHT'

This is bad.

2,415 1
19 Positively 4th street

Trust is overrated.

3,225 0
20 Apologise

"Just me, Penelope, Septimus' darling girlfriend." James squeals in a falsetto.

I raise an eyebrow, impressed.

2,648 0
21 It's my birthday

Yes, dear readers, it is I, Albus (Severus) Potter: skirtchaser extraordinaire.

But this time, I got the girl.

2,700 1
22 I'll make love to you

Containing:    one lovely way to wake up, one sour meeting with a Slytherin, the inter-dynamics of teacher relationships, and more mood swings than I’m okay with.

2,866 0
23 Jealous

"I think I'm in love with you."

2,676 0
24 Cat's in the cradle

Sanctimonia Vincet Semper + Toujours Pur + zero outside influence =

an ice-blond pop star + a butterfly girl

2,857 0
25 Real love

'POTTER HAS A PENCHANT FOR MURDER'

"Right, I see how this could be taken out of context slightly."

3,579 3

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