Rating
Mature
The Insignificant Ramblings of an Incompetent Head-Girl by maraudersrock98
- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 7
- Reviews
- 10
- Views
- 2,684
Chapters
7
Words
16,370
Characters
Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Lily, Sirius, Pettigrew, Regulus
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Horror/Dark, Humor, Angst
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2015-06-27 6:37pm
Last Chapter
2017-04-10 10:30pm
Last Updated
2017-04-10 10:30pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The School Year Begins Dumbledore has decided to make me Head Girl. This sounds awful and involves far more responsibility than someone who can barely keep up with their own studies can handle. The girl who got nine O's would have been a fantastic Head Girl. The girl that smokes nine cigarettes a day will not be. |
2,467 | 1 |
| 2 |
The Calm before the Storm When I went outside for a smoke after lunch today (I am down to my last five, and am not buying any more after this) Potter and Black were there again. Sirius offered a ten percent discount on my next pack if I agreed to go with Potter to Hogsmeade. |
2,195 | 2 |
| 3 |
The unexpected displacement of Joseph Levy "Potter," I greeted, in the distasteful tone I reserved specifically for him. He didn't respond with words, just a nod of the head. His cheeks were puffed out unnaturally. I think he had about fifty lemon drops in his mouth. |
2,522 | 1 |
| 4 |
The Hestia Situation “The people in my dormitory take care not to wake me up too early in the morning. Now that’s friendship.” Jeremy said, taking a biscuit out of his pocket and inhaling it. |
2,303 | 0 |
| 5 |
Transfiguration and Casual Drug Use “Potter!” I could hear my fifth-year self coming straight back in my words, and my tone- harsh, shocked, goody-two-shoes Lily. “Are you kidding? Weed?!” |
2,020 | 1 |
| 6 |
An excess of 'Marius' “Marius. The worst thing to happen to this school since McGonagall got that perm in Fifth year. Marlene and Sirius, duh.” |
2,162 | 2 |
| 7 |
The continuing story of a relentless October Marlene would tell me to punch his face in. Hestia would tell me to just ignore his apology, and Alice- well, if Alice could hear what Severus was saying right now, she'd have marched right over here and asked him, appalled, how he could ever even speculate that forgiveness could be an option for his atrocious behaviour that day. Then she would probably punch him in the face herself. If Slughorn wasn't looking. |
2,701 | 3 |
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