Voldy’s dead and everyone at Hogwarts is happy (and in love) until Severus comes and makes his mess everywhere. It's not his fault....... uhmmmmm....... ok, a little bit. See what happens when someone sends a picture of Snape to a magazine for a beauty contest and he turns out to be the HAPPY winner. Who has plotted against Severus? Will Ella Le Beau, the famous beautician of ‘Beau Institute’ be able to shampoo Snivellus? And what about botox injections, lifting, nose surgery and even…....depilation. HP/DM as secondary pairing. Completely AU,OOC and slash.