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Rating
12+
Chapters
17
Words
25,213
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Voldemort, Draco, Pansy, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
355
Status
Completed
First Published
2004-12-15 12:35am
Last Chapter
2006-10-17 4:39pm
Last Updated
2006-10-17 4:39pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Attack of the Pizzas

Thanks soooooo much to poprockzwitch14 for the amazing banner!!!!!!! What is wrong with this world? Everyone is obsessed with PIZZA! Except for Harry, who is ignoring his destiny as Pizzaman in order to become Superman, and kick Clark Kent out of the job! AHAHAHAHA! But Dumbledore has different ideas...One way to describe my fic? Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone, with more jokes, randomness and PIZZA!!!!!!

1,182 71
2 2. We're Off To A Remote Island In The Middle Of Nowhere!

Please r&r, This is really funny. Or at least I think so.

1,428 31
3 3. Going to Hogwarts. PLUS - The Rules Of Pizza-Ditch

More crazy Pizzaness. Now they're on the train to Hogwarts...Please Review!

1,956 30
4 4. The Sorting Hat Ceremony

More Pizza craziness is sure to ensue!

1,934 23
5 Special Christmas Chapter!!!

Christmas in September? Huh?

1,522 24
6 New Year's Chapter, Also Completely Insignificant to The Plot

Even More Madness(EMM) Happy New Year, everyone!

1,428 16
7 Time For Class: You're All LATE!!!

Um, even more craziness!

1,381 17
8 6. Aaah! What Out For That IFP!!!!!!

More randomness

1,229 22
9 The Troll Has a Pizza Tea Party

Oh, just some more randomness.

1,450 23
10 Pizza-Ditch

Next it's pizza ditch!

1,747 23
11 It's Christmas!...Again?

It's Christmas again? What's happening? Who knows! Icertainly don't. =)

1,989 20
12 We’re Going on A Three Headed Dog Hunt…WHAT?!

Even more insaneness i guess. Read to find out! No, I'm not going to tell you. Read!

1,410 9
13 SDC's Birthday Party

It's of no real significance but what the hell, this chapter is dedicated to SDC's birthday, so enjoy!

1,214 9
14 Out of the Devil's Mozzarella, Into the Winged Anchovies of DOOM!

Even more randomness, moving into the trapdoor and the devil's mozzarella. Craziness to insue!

1,181 10
15 The Giant Chessboard - WIth NEW Edible Pieces!

As Harry, Ron and Hermione enter the room of the giant chessboard, more complete insanity is guaranteed!

1,279 12
16 The Pizza Topping Bottles of Possible Doom

As we near the end of Pizzas Unleashed, we find out the answer to the question on everyone's lips...Will Harry finally become Superman? Read to find out!

1,504 10
17 Harry's True Destiny Revealed!

The final chapter of the epic Pizzas Unleashed! Harry's true destiny is revealed...is he supposed to be Pizza Man or Superman? Read to find out!

1,379 5

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