Rating
12+
Chapters
9
Words
18,101
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Other
Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-03-08 2:38pm
Last Chapter
2005-05-24 12:15pm
Last Updated
2005-05-24 12:15pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Why you do NOT play with time turners
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1,419 | 10 |
| 2 |
Why you shouldn't eat powerful wizards under the table Godric exacts his revenge on Ron during the first day of lessons. Salazar and Harry get chummy. We learn the REAL answers to two plus two. |
1,192 | 5 |
| 3 |
Why you shouldn't let your friends think that they are birds. The final phase of Godric's revenge takes place, leaving poor Ron (or should I say Ron-bird) not right in the head. Hermione attempts to obtain the Time Turner, to little avail, and Salazar reveals his ideal nickname. |
1,429 | 4 |
| 4 |
Why you shouldn't give in to seduction Ron bird is saved but early Hogwarts faces it's worse problem ever. Rowena journeys to future Hogwarts and receives the worst shock of her life. Includes nasty cooking, unwanted older, evil versions of characters and some Ron bird hunting. |
1,288 | 3 |
| 5 |
Why you shouldn't confuse your name with someone else's An early form of identity theft takes place, causing one lonely and random peasant to leave his farm and stumble upon some random person in a forest. The true Hogwarts castle is revealed. |
1,634 | 3 |
| 6 |
Why you shouldn't get stuck in the middle of a castle building war Hogwarts has gotten even more crazy (if that is at all possible). The Heads of Houses have started a castle-building war. Includes hurt feelings, annoying peasants and hurt toes. |
2,549 | 2 |
| 7 |
Why you shouldn't listen to Romanian techno music late at night. I know the chapter title's weird, but I was and the result of that is this chapter. Which is definitely not normal, but enjoy! Includes Headmistress Granger B hunting, the revenge of the bird costume and a evil chipmunk animagus. |
2,567 | 1 |
| 8 |
Why you shouldn't leave potassium lying around Well, things seem very hopeless back in the middle ages. Rowena's plotting to destroy mermaids, Godric is giving Sally conseling and the Time Turner is at the bottom of the newly inondated lake. What to do, oh what to do. Includes a small chemistry lesson as well as a few alarming character changes. |
3,366 | 3 |
| 9 |
Why you shouldn't read this chapter Don't read it! I'm serious, this chapter contains many pointless and dull things that no sane person would wish to find out. Such as, what Ginny was doing this whole time, how Harry and Godric escape the venomous basilisk and what happened to Ron. And I include a random character for no real reason. Like I said, you do not want to read this chapter! You still do? Well, here's a final warning. This is the final chapter. |
2,657 | 5 |
During their third year at Hogwarts Harry fiddles with Hermione's time turner and accidentally sends them all back to when Hogwarts was founded! Includes a vicious eating contest.JOIN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION
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