One Shoe Short of Madness by squaredancer on HarryPotterFanfiction.com

## One Shoe Short of Madness by squaredancer

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Rating
12+
Chapters
1
Words
1,404
Characters
OC
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Secondary Relationship(s)
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Humor, General
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Advisory
No Warnings
Story Reviews
10
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-05-25 10:13am
Last Chapter
2005-05-25 10:13am
Last Updated
2005-05-25 10:13am

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Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews
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1 | One Shoe Short of Madness There are several things in this world that irritate me somewhat. Particularly, I find cold coffee to be punishable by death. The worst of the lot, the hair-splitting, head-cracking event of only being able to find one shoe. There’s always one. Never both, and never neither. Always one. The other is always in the last place you look, which, of course, is completely logical. And generally the last place you look is either: the place you least expected it to be/the place that was so blindingly obvious you never bothered to look/under the house, hiding with the foundations... | 1,404 | 10

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