Harry Potter and the attack of the Carebears!! by spicyhc123 on HarryPotterFanfiction.com

Harry Potter and the attack of the Carebears!! by spicyhc123

Rating: 15+
Chapters: 6
Reviews: 174
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15+

Chapters

Words

7,756

Characters

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Snape, Voldemort, Seamus, Draco, Ginny, OC

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Secondary Relationship(s)

Genre(s)

Humor, AU

Era

Hogwarts

Advisory

Mild Language

Story Reviews

174

Status

Completed

First Published

2005-04-17 7:02pm

Last Chapter

2007-07-12 4:49pm

Last Updated

2007-07-12 10:27pm

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Strange Happenings Over the summer of Harry's 6th year something has begun to take over the world. They are more powerful than Old Voldie himself!! But as Harry enters his 6th year... the creatures arent the only thing Harry has to worry about... People in his school are acting WEIRD TOO!!! A/N WARNING: EXTREME RANDOMNESS!! and content may be so stupid its funny! lol CHAPTER 4 ADDED!!!! TIS UP!!+	922	50
2	Meeting up with old friends “Get him!” shouted Snape. A whole group of guys and Snape ran at Ron and tackled him to the ground. Snape pulled the bear from Ron. “You dumb ass! I told you NOT to touch this!” hissed Snape. Ron giggled. “But it’s soooo CUTE!” exclaimed Ron. “Let me see Mac!” Snape shoved the bear into Ron’s face. “You think that’s cute?!” asked Snape. Ron gagged. “I… can’t… BREATHE!” exclaimed Ron. Snape pulled the bear away and threw it at Ron.	1,055	45
3	Huntin' for some Carebears All of a sudden Dean jumped from his hiding place and ran towards the bear, catching it in his net. He began to wrestle it. “Don’t worry mates, I’ve got a carebear tranquilizer.” said Dean, pulling out a shot. He grinned evilly and stuck it into the bears back. Dean stood up and put his net over his shoulder with the carebear in it. “Good one Dean.” said Ginny. She began to twitch. “Yeah, good job homie. You got dat bear.” said Hermione. They all turned towards Harry. Dean cleared his throat waiting for Harry to say something.	1,365	31
4	Plans and the Rap Battle “No questions, I have my connections.” Ron replied. He pulled out skinny silver pointer from his back pocket and extended it out all the way. “Alright here is the plan. At 7:00 o’ clock exactly Mariah will walk into the common room with her yellow teeth friend. Once inside, I will have the first years I hired to throw glue at her, then the second years I have also hired will throw feathers at her making her look like a chicken. Once she tried to run for the bathroom I will throw water on her. I call this operation wet chicken.”	1,453	33
5	The Beginning of the End “Yo dawg I saw you coming in herre and I didn’t want yo ass to get killed so I came to give you some protection,” Hermione said, looking around a moment before pulling out a rifle from her pants. Harry’s eyes widened and he took a step back. “Where… where did you get that?” he asked, unsure of whether to run or to stay still. “Did I say to ask questions?” Hermione asked, pushing the gun back into her pants. Harry shook his head very, very quickly and gulped.	1,157	7
6	The End... or is it? “ATTACK!” Before long quite the fight ensued. Seamus used his ballet skills to kick the bears over the railing, while Lavender threw here beloved socks at them. Dean had caught quite a number of carebears and put them safely into a cage. Ginny was even doing her part by going psycho on them. “DIE YOU STUPID CAREBEARS! I HATE YOUUUUU!” She screeched, pulling a bears head off.	1,804	8

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