Rating
15+
Chapters
15
Words
26,274
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Seamus, Draco, Fred/George, Ginny, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature,
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2005-04-27 9:59pm
Last Chapter
2005-08-05 2:57am
Last Updated
2006-03-16 3:16am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
My Life Sucks Thanks for the wicked awesome banner thewayshesaidLA!
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917 | 66 |
| 2 |
Hi, I'm lost My life sucks My life really sucks My life sucks so hard that if my life were sucking on a lime flavored lollipop it would've instantly gotten stuck in my life's throat causing it to choke and die because other people's lives would just look at my life and be like, "Oh screw it." (rated for language well... erm... mostly) |
1,535 | 39 |
| 3 |
Happy Birthday... Yeah right. My life sucks My life really sucks My life sucks so hard that if my life were sucking on a lime flavored lollipop it would've instantly gotten stuck in my life's throat causing it to choke and die because other people's lives would just look at my life and be like, "Oh screw it." (Rated for language... erm- mostly) |
2,353 | 56 |
| 4 |
Why does everything happen to me? Why does everything happen to me? |
1,581 | 37 |
| 5 |
Adara, your hair is purple. Adara and Harry go into Diagon Alley |
1,693 | 34 |
| 6 |
VICTORY! Heading to Hogwarts |
1,857 | 32 |
| 7 |
Wrong way, Virgin Adara gets sorted along with her brother. |
1,799 | 50 |
| 8 |
Having a gender crisis are we, Harry? Harry gives Adara a tour and Ron speaks out. |
1,865 | 55 |
| 9 |
Yeah Schedule time. |
1,781 | 50 |
| 10 |
Eggs-a-cookin Adara says goodbye for Christmas Break, Winter Vacation, The Holidays, whichever you prefer. |
1,537 | 24 |
| 11 |
Addy corn! I held my fork in my hand looking around the table. It was oddly quiet. WILL SOMEONE SPEAK?! I hate silences. |
1,356 | 26 |
| 12 |
Alas, Fragger Yes, yes Happy Christmas indeed. Ahahaha |
1,721 | 29 |
| 13 |
Hrmmphmm "Come on, Adara, it's okay." Yes I'm bloody well sure it's okay... |
2,317 | 23 |
| 14 |
Lolabugs and Swing gods Well I'm back at Hogwarts and things are back to normal, well as normal as they ever were… okay so things aren't THAT normal. |
1,963 | 20 |
| 15 |
Room 518 This can't be happening! |
1,999 | 61 |
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My life sucks.
My life really sucks.
My life sucks so hard that if my life were sucking on a lime flavored lollipop it would've instantly gotten stuck in my life's throat causing it to choke and die because other people's lives would just look at my life and be like, "Oh screw it."
(rated for language well... erm... mostly)
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