Search Home Read Write Forum Login Register
Rating
Mature
Chapters
8
Words
7,858
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, Hermione, Neville, OC, Ron, Snape, Seamus, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language, Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
94
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-05-02 7:22pm
Last Chapter
2005-09-15 8:39pm
Last Updated
2016-01-11 8:46pm

Track This Story: Feed

Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 A Cheering Charm in a can

WARNING- the following is very random and stupid. Plenty of Out Of Character Characters. ( may contain a slight trace of slash, actually make that occasionaly strong!) I'm sorry if i dont update for a while! its still quite funni to read for a one off though! i have loads of ideas, but im afraid that unless you go to Hitchin Girls School, your unlikly to ever hear them:-( sorry!i love you all! thankyou for your good( and bad) reviews! Many say it is funny, others disturbing.

1,379 35
2 A Cheering charm in a can 2

this is a continuation from the first chapter, the rating was just so i can keep my back covered. Nothing REALLY bad happens, dumbledore looses his glasses...bet you'll never guess what happens after that. Anyway, it talks about slash for a bit at the beginning so if you dont like that then skip the first part of it... enjoy! :-D

1,047 19
3 the sixth year group

this is a really weird chapter. The swearing is blanked out but it occurs frequently throughout the writing. Please review! constructive criticism only please!

1,129 9
4 Bond, James Bond

OK, first of all i have been forced to say that this chapter was not my idea, sootyface came up with the idea, but she made me write it cos aparently i am better at writin humor... Anywho, harry gets a bit of a bump on his head and wakes up thinking in a very different manner...

784 11
5 Mr. Sheep the female goat

ok, it's the chapter you've all been waiting for! Hagrid's present to Harry! I can't be bothered to explain, it involves a goat so if you have a goat phobia then stay clear! ( actually, has anyone ever known anyone to have a phobia of goats? review and let me know!)

843 3
6 Bond, James Bond 2

harry is back, and he still thinks he is james bond, quidditch is on and will harry manage to atleast act normal? not on your life!

823 4
7 Hyperventilation

this is a really weird chapter- well, they all are but u get my drift. It builds up to Hermione hyperventilating but loads of other stuff happens as well,

1,139 3
8 Trelawney's confession

ok, in this, Trelawny tells Dumbledore the truth about the prophecy, then Dumbledore's projector explodes, sounds weird, but that's because it is!

714 10

JOIN HARRY POTTER FANFICTION


Get access to every new feature the moment it comes out.

Register Today!
Need Help Writing Your Fanfic?

Write Your BEST Fanfic EVER In Our FREE 10 Day Fanfiction Writing Jumpstart Program!

  • Introduce Your Character Like A Rockstar! 🤘
  • Build GUT-CLENCHING Suspense 🔎
  • Drop into an Action Scene 💥
  • Develop a POWERFUL Romance 😍
  • How to Land an Ending 🍻
  • How To Make Writer's Block Your Best Friend ❤️
  • ...And more!
“The lessons that were offered helped me enormously. Suddenly it was easier to write scenes, imagine them and bring suspension and romance in it. I loved it! ​It helped me in a way other bloggers couldn’t and still can’t.” - Student