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Rating
15+
Chapters
8
Words
44,571
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco, OC
Primary Relationship
Draco/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Other
Advisory
Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a mild sexual nature
Story Reviews
73
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-10-22 3:26am
Last Chapter
2011-02-03 12:00am
Last Updated
2019-03-31 11:11pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Prologue: Why Me?

Lexi James, an 18-year old Hogwarts Graduate, has been working in a London nail salon. Until something unexpected happens, and she ends up committing a scandalous murder- totally on accident. Too bad for her, she wasn’t the only witness. Too bad for her, she’s mistaken for a ruthless, cold-blooded killer. Too bad for her, she gets forced into a very different job- the job of a Death Eater.

2,834 14
2 Taking over the Wizarding World...One Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri at a Time

Dear Diary:
Yup, it’s Lexi again, whining to you about my miserable, totally unfair life. First of all, can I mention how wrong it is for a Death Eater to be writing in a diary? Well the thing is…I never really wanted to be a Death Eater. It’s not my fault Lord Voldemort, a.k.a “The Jerk Who Must Not be Named”, forced me into this…

4,948 14
3 Crazy, Wild, and Deadly…All Rolled Into One

Dear Diary, Great. As if things couldn’t get any worse, I now have an assignment. And not only that, I have to work with a partner. Let me tell you something about Draco Malfoy- He’s an arrogant, bullying, pointy-faced snob. Needless to say, I really can’t stand him...

5,787 11
4 Weddings Aren't For Everyone...

Dear Diary: Okay, so it’s not like I was actually invited to Bill and Fleur’s wedding, but so what? If Lord Moron wants Harry Potter, then so be it. I may be the dumbest Death Eater ever, but I do know how to follow orders. The only problem is Draco Malfoy…

6,516 9
5 A Meeting With Potter, and a Confrontation With Malfoy

Dear Diary-
Okay, so the whole wedding thing didn’t go exactly as planned. Maybe if stupid Malfoy hadn’t pressured me so much, I could’ve come up with a better plan. Ugh. Just wait till Lord Moron hears about this. He is not going to be happy...

7,120 6
6 Voldemort vs. Margaritas

Dear Diary,
So it turns out Malfoy’s more human than I thought. Wait a second...am I actually sticking up for Malfoy? What is happening to the world? Up until a day or two ago we hated each other’s guts.Oh well, after we’re done capturing Harry Potter (which will hopefully be soon), we’ll probably never speak to each other again....

6,534 10
7 A Damsel in Distress is Just an Excuse to Shop...and Kiss

Dear Diary,
Too bad last night wasn’t caught on film. Malfoy woke up, yelled at me for taking advantage of him, and left the apartment. Oh well, he was probably just embarrassed. He’ll thank me in the end. Anyways, it’s not like I don’t have more pressing matters to be getting on with...

6,169 8
8 A Dinner With Draco, and a Disaster With Destiny

Dear Diary, what am I going to do about Harry Potter? Capture him in a week? This is INSANE. Maybe Azkaban won’t be so bad...


 

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