Rating
12+
Chapters
18
Words
11,645
Characters
Dumbledore, OC, Snape
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Advisory
Mild Language
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2003-10-06 7:41am
Last Chapter
2004-07-29 10:21pm
Last Updated
2004-07-29 10:21pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Chapter One: All is Fair in Love and Tetherball "My darling guava fruit walks ever so galliantly sashaying her lovely self to the staff table. I seem not to be privelaged enough to have the honor of sitting by her even though I chase Flitwick away from the seat I save for my beloved each and every day. She seems oddly drawn to sit by DUMBLEDORE! OH MY HATRED FLOURISHES FOR THAT EVIL WOMAN PLEASER!" If that doesn't hook you, I don't know what will. |
500 | 15 |
| 2 |
Chapter Two: The Chapter After The Chapter One with Chapter Two folowing it! the madness continues!!!! and it's pg with mild language because i use a few scary words- nothing dirty |
650 | 7 |
| 3 |
The Next Chapter: The Shrink snapey meets...THE SHRINK! |
891 | 8 |
| 4 |
Chapter Four: The Tooth Fairy Mumbledora decides it would be "beneficial" to get me a new shrink. When is that man ever right? |
709 | 6 |
| 5 |
Chappie 6! A new shrink who is quite possibly as nutso as Snapey! YAY! |
490 | 4 |
| 6 |
Chapter 7 Flitwick's chappie...this is where Flitwick tells you what he has become. |
746 | 6 |
| 7 |
Chappie 8...I think... YES! AN AWAITED CHAPPIE! I hope... Well... the new shrink is here! ENJOY! |
774 | 5 |
| 8 |
Chapter...Nine...? Flitty gets in trouble! nananananana! ^_^ read to see what the barbaric goat does! |
647 | 4 |
| 9 |
Because someone *not mentioning names* AMY! Told me my chappie number is wrong, it is Etapa DIEZ aka...10 Ah, yes...basically, Mumbledora and Snapey get the brilliant idea of opening the news paper to see what the heck it was that Flitty had done this time, the crazed bafoon! |
393 | 4 |
| 10 |
CHAPPIE THE NEXT! See? I didn't put a number so AMY can't find anything wrong with it! ^_^ Oh What Fun It Is To Ride On a SNAPEY-MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
886 | 3 |
| 11 |
Chapter FEH! I am done with numbering the chapters. When you go to read a story, do you go "OH BOY I JUST CANT WAIT TO SEE THE NUMBER IN THE AUTHOR'S CHAPTER TITLE- SO I CAN FIND SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!" I know, that AMY does that, but I'm sure, you my precious, precious child, do not care. And if ya do, TOUGH NOOGIES! |
533 | 2 |
| 12 |
Chappie of the Nextness! READ IT AND FIND OUT! |
698 | 3 |
| 13 |
Chapter Chapter: The Chapter Bum Bum BUM! The madness continues, and yeessssss, I forgot to say that I don't own the Millionare game, or Regis Philbin either. Shame, Really... |
1,090 | 1 |
| 14 |
Eh...the next one What happens after our lovable midget is so rudely knocked out with a first aid kit? READ! |
415 | 1 |
| 15 |
IGGLE MEET IGGLE |
518 | 3 |
| 16 |
PARTY! delayed party |
346 | 2 |
| 17 |
Chapter 20 He's Back. The Iggle that just keeps coming....back. |
766 | 0 |
| 18 |
Chapter Twenty One: Temptation A close encounter...of the Minnie kind. |
593 | 4 |
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