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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Happy Birthday, Losers Harry's first year of Hogwarts brings excitement, drama, horror, and stupidity, hence the title of the fic. Can he survive Voldemort? More importantly, can he realize the subtlely of the situation before it's too late? ...Well, for the latter, no, but the former? Read and find out... |
1,164 | 17 |
| 2 |
Advice of a Candy Bar The Dursleys and Harry go to the zoo. |
1,328 | 6 |
| 3 |
Hairy Potty Dudley's toilet gets "invited" to Hogwarts. |
1,253 | 8 |
| 4 |
Faulty Cannons from Chudley Hagrid breaks entry upon the Dursley's "home". |
1,007 | 6 |
| 5 |
Those Darn Hoodlums! Harry and Hagrid go to Diabetes Alley. |
1,215 | 3 |
| 6 |
The Irony of Subtlety Harry boards a certain train at a certain place, headed for a certain other place at a certain time... |
1,107 | 5 |
| 7 |
The Drunken Hat The first-years are sorted. |
1,229 | 4 |
| 8 |
Utter Delirium Harry's 1st day at Hogwarts. |
1,064 | 4 |
| 9 |
Attack of the Tap-Dancing Terrorists Malfoy challenges Harry and Ron to a duel. |
1,088 | 4 |
| 10 |
The Pre-Planned Plot Point (Say That Five Times Fast) Halloween! |
1,329 | 3 |
| 11 |
The OTHER Snitch Quidditch for our hero... |
1,304 | 2 |
| 12 |
The Mirror of Whatsit Harry discovers a magical mirror. |
1,102 | 5 |
| 13 |
The Importance of Eating Candy Harry discovers Nicholas Flamel. |
1,090 | 2 |
| 14 |
Poor Wittle Teddy Bear! Norbert the Dragon is released. |
1,138 | 4 |
| 15 |
Silence is Golden Forbidden Forest... |
1,131 | 3 |
| 16 |
Traipse Through the Trapdoor Past the horrors of Gruffy... |
1,113 | 4 |
| 17 |
Nothing, Harry... The End!!! |
1,221 | 10 |
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