Rating
15+
Chapters
8
Words
8,903
Characters
Draco, Ginny, Harry, Dumbledore, Hermione, Neville, OC, Oliver Wood, Ron, Snape, Voldemort, Lucius, Seamus, M. McGonagall
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Mystery
Era
Advisory
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2005-12-27 9:19pm
Last Chapter
2006-04-29 4:03am
Last Updated
2006-04-29 4:03am
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
A Sucky Birthday When Hogwarts students are being turned to stinky cheese, who will be held guilty? Is it John Larson, the cheese-freak? Or Malfoy, whose face has been known to crack double-paned mirrors? Perhaps Dumbledore, who often gets blamed for this sort of thing, anyway? Or could it be Harry Potter, who most people just don't like in the first place? |
1,085 | 7 |
| 2 |
Vernon's Debt Uncle Vernon, in debt?! How is this possible? Why, through Dobby, of course! |
1,198 | 3 |
| 3 |
The Rock Vat "The Burrow": a quiet, peaceful house...or a hole in the ground? |
1,130 | 3 |
| 4 |
Draco the Pancake When Malfoy disses Harry and Lockhart in a public bookstore, you can only imagine the consequences... |
1,083 | 3 |
| 5 |
Not Our Car Harry and Ron fly to Hogwarts in Ron's - erm - NOT Ron's car. |
1,117 | 2 |
| 6 |
The Hippo Did It! Confucius says, 'When all else goes wrong, blame it on someone else.' |
1,192 | 6 |
| 7 |
Mudblood VS. Dirtvein When Malfoy insults Hermione, and Ron...well...mishears him, what will Harry do? ...Besides stand there like an idiot? |
1,057 | 6 |
| 8 |
Groaning Girdle Ron and Harry get into a fight over...a hot woman in skimpy clothes?! What the heck has PEMDAS done, you ask? Well, you'll have to find out... |
1,041 | 6 |
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