Xi Frost would rather not date a boy at Hogwarts, thanks. They all expect a girl to act like an idiot just for a little bit of attention, and stupidity's never been her strong suit - she'd rahter kick your ass at Quidditch. But when her best friends Emma Ross and Lily Evans decide to give boyfriends a try, Xi gets stuck entertaining Sirius Black and pretty soon she's wondering if maybe everything she thought about Hogwart's boys was really true....