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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
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| 1 |
Intro to the Screwed Up Mess that is My Life An introduction to Blaise before she goes off to Hogwarts. Her mother in an alcoholic, her real father, nowhere in sight, and her grandmother is practically a saint. Banner made by ScienceGeek. |
1,637 | 3 |
| 2 |
Next Stop: London, England Blaise is about ready to step on the plane that will take her to Kensington Manor - a couple who she'll be staying with during the school holidays - and she's already worrying about her grandmother. But she overcomes her fear, and flies to England. |
1,807 | 2 |
| 3 |
My Not So Imaginary World It's time for Blaise to board the Hogwarts Express, and eventually to be Sorted. She gains an enemy almost as soon as she steps on the train, and gets Sorted into Slytherin - learning a few things about herself. |
1,864 | 2 |
| 4 |
The Slytherins Pansy Parkinson is a stupid, clingy bitch, Blaise decides, at breakfast on their very first day of school. And Draco Malfoy is nothing but a spoilt brat. But she makes a new friend, despite wishing she was in a different house. |
1,022 | 2 |
| 5 |
Hoggy Warty Hogwarts We skip to Blaise's third year - learn about her friendship with the Weasley twins, her loathing for Malfoy, and her love for pranking. |
1,313 | 2 |
| 6 |
When Pranks go Really Wrong An amusing prank goes unfortunately pear-shaped, and Professor McGonagall gets an unexpected shock. |
1,140 | 2 |
| 7 |
Christmas Holidays Blaise's third year Christmas turns out to be more exciting than she bargained for. What with an unexpected present, from an even more unexpected person, and a cute little black kitten, it looks like Christmas is just the beginning of a new chapter in Blaise's life. |
1,716 | 2 |
| 8 |
Third Year After the surprises of Christmas, the remaining part of her third year looks set to be as boring as Millicent Bulstrode's hairdo. But can it be - is Malfoy an actual person, underneath all the layers of arrogance? Blaise is about to find out. |
1,741 | 2 |
| 9 |
The Triwizard Tournament Blaise is back at school for her fourth year, and things are really starting to hot up. The famous Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts, the school is buzzing with rumours, and Harry Potter gets selected as a fourth champion? Looks like this year's going to be as memorable as the last. |
2,028 | 0 |
| 10 |
The Yule Ball Blaise gets a date with a very cute sixth-year, but he turns out to be a total sleaze, and guess who turns up to save the day? Why, Draco Malfoy of course! |
1,861 | 0 |
| 11 |
Mixed Feelings. After the Yule Ball debacle, Blaise is feeling unhappily vindictive towards Malfoy, not to mention the fact that she wants to punch Pansy's pug face. And when Malfoy eventually tries to talk her round, she's in no mood to hear it. |
1,310 | 0 |
| 12 |
Fifth Year Fifth year begins, there's yet another new DADA professor who clearly doesn't know the ropes at Hogwarts, and still Blaise is avoiding Malfoy. |
1,248 | 1 |
| 13 |
Midnight Rendezvous Interestingly enough, Blaise comes across a half-naked Draco in the middle of the night. Explanations and a furious Pansy make an appearance. |
1,689 | 1 |
| 14 |
Fireworks Blaise thought she'd been keeping her crush on Draco a secret, and along comes Lydia telling her she knew it all along. What Blaise doesn't know, however, is that her best friend kind of has a thing for one of the Weasley twins, and semi-chaos ensues after a day in Hogsmeade. |
1,681 | 1 |
| 15 |
Pansy's Revenge There's a surprise in store for Blaise, and Pansy is, once again, in the thick of things. Blaise always knew Pansy was a whore, but she never knew she was a backstabbing bitch ... or did she? |
1,084 | 1 |
| 16 |
Pansy Strikes Again Well, Pansy does it again, and right in front of Blaise this time! Blaise is definitely not happy, and decides to show Pansy just how annoyed she is. |
2,700 | 1 |
| 17 |
An Unexpected Guest Draco isn't speaking to her, Lydia still doesn't know about Pansy and Jeff, and she's been banned from Hogsmeade next year. So, when someone completely unexpected - and a tad unwelcome, too - arrives at the Kensingtons', Blaise is in no mood to play nice. |
2,571 | 1 |
| 18 |
Why My Father Had to Leave So now that Blaise has finally come face-to-face with her father, she still despises the man. Nelson Zabini is a liar and cheat, in her opinion. But is there more to daddy dearest than Blaise initially thinks? |
3,540 | 1 |
| 19 |
A Surprising Announcement Draco and Pansy are apparently back together, Lydia is still infatuated with Jeff, and Blaise still isn't sure about her father - and all of this is before she even steps onto the Hogwarts Express. But something happens later, which makes all of that seem trivial. |
3,216 | 1 |
| 20 |
Warning Signs Weird things are happening at Hogwarts. Two students are attacked; one cursed, another poisoned. Draco is acting extremely strange, Pansy gives Blaise a dire warning, and Lydia finally finds out about Jeff's bad habits. |
3,160 | 2 |
| 21 |
Resolutions In the aftermath of Snape killing Dumbledore, Blaise wonders where Draco is, and whether Lydia is ever going to forgive her. |
4,231 | 1 |
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