hermione settles in and makes a new friend.... if ya know what I mean...

this chapter's called the L obviously.

oh yes. fiasco-ish. as is implied by the title.

government warning: according to the surgeon general, women should not drink alchohlic beverages durning pregnancy because of possible birth defects. drinking alchohol impairs your judgement and ability to drive or operate heavy machinery. don't drink and drive kids. --ella--

sorry, i know its been forever since ive updated, and now this is a really short filler chapter.... its been rough lately. but please hang on i promise there's more on its way, and thanks for continuing to review. it's what keeps me going. --ella--

Madame basically has a nervy b. Sorry, not very long. Have got critical writer's block. While this chapter may seem absolutely pointless, it will be important later on. Thanks to those who've kept on reading (and especially those who are still reviewing)!

In which Hermione gets progressively more and more upset and confused as things get more and more upsetting and confusing.

Hermione is sad, mad, confused, driven, shy, proud and funny, all in the span of one chapter.

Hermione does her Swan Lake audition, goes slightly mad and ends up in a club which leads to a string of strange events all culminating in her knowing what kind of sheets Draco Malfoy sleeps on....

In which Hermione is very nearly Rapunzel, is forced into an odd game of tag, and has quite a lot of the dreaded D-word on her plate.