Rating
12+
The Puzzling Prattlings of a Pulchritudinous Potions Professor by JuicyJuice
- Rating
- 12+
- Chapters
- 18
- Reviews
- 1,107
- Views
- 155,415
Chapters
18
Words
29,588
Characters
Harry, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2006-10-20 5:51pm
Last Chapter
2018-01-30 10:11pm
Last Updated
2018-01-30 10:11pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The Mad, Harry Beginning Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts. And unfortunately there seems to be no way to stop him. |
822 | 132 |
| 2 |
First Lesson and Ferreting While unburdening the particulars of his first lesson with the Gryffindor First Years, Snape reminisces about, well, ferreting. . . |
794 | 92 |
| 3 |
The Painters Are In Something shameful happens, and Snape learns the facts of life. |
1,252 | 75 |
| 4 |
Shoe Shoppin' Snape Everyone needs shoes. Severus Snape is no exception. |
865 | 70 |
| 5 |
Quidditch, Quirrel, and Quarrels Potter gets onto the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and other catastrophes. |
1,135 | 58 |
| 6 |
The Fluffy Halloween Fiasco A troll gets into the dungeons. Snape runs after some socks. Naturally, it is all Harry Potter's fault. |
2,129 | 65 |
| 7 |
This Snape is Bananas A professor must have some educational way to amuse himself... |
1,148 | 51 |
| 8 |
Composure, Curses, and, of course, Conniptions Snape saves Harry's life. But will he forgive himself? He also has an important conversation with Dumbledore...and catches McGonagall at something mildly shocking... |
1,795 | 41 |
| 9 |
Love, Hormones, and Other Household Pests "Death I can face, pain I can handle, but teenage romance—that and bubblegum flavored ice cream—can put me off food for days. And I'm not much for Filch's singing voice either. Or smiling." |
1,810 | 44 |
| 10 |
Holiday Havoc and Christmas Cavorting Severus basks in the Christmas spirit. |
2,164 | 66 |
| 11 |
Quirrel v. Grease Lightning Our feminist hero fails to expell Harry Potter, and then takes a long, solitary walk...with Quirrel. |
2,062 | 43 |
| 12 |
Middle Aged Women What does Trelawney See? Why is Severus required to write poetry and learn how to ride a broomstick? And why, for Goodness' sake, why is McGonagall's hat fireproof? |
1,713 | 48 |
| 13 |
Love Letters, Poetry, Well-Timed Insults, and Other Literature Our Great Narrator sees a little too much of Harry Potter. And then has some writing to do. |
1,881 | 58 |
| 14 |
Snape the Ref Severus has a bit of trouble referreeing the game, and makes himself feel better with a bit of good old Quirrel-intimidation. Unfortunately, that doesn't end very well either. |
1,447 | 52 |
| 15 |
The Mirror of Erised Severus and Dumbledore transport the Mirror, and Severus discovers something very interesting about the Philosopher's Stone... |
1,058 | 46 |
| 16 |
The Love Doctor is In...Trouble Our leading man dabbles in student love lives. And makes an interesting discovery about McGonagall. |
2,216 | 44 |
| 17 |
The Hogwarts Zoo One eventful day, filled with love animals, real animals, and, of course, a mooing McGonagall. Also, our pulchritudinous narrator reveals a bit more about the undying romance between Argus Filch and Mrs. Norris. It is not actually that funny. More like a horror film. |
2,299 | 31 |
| 18 |
End With A Snape The year comes to a close. |
2,998 | 91 |
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