Rating
Mature
The Deluded Ramblings Of A Slytherin Mudblood by TrueLoveStoriesNeverEnd
- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 13
- Reviews
- 150
- Views
- 11,955
Chapters
13
Words
35,793
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Pansy, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-01-13 3:48pm
Last Chapter
2009-09-03 12:44pm
Last Updated
2009-09-03 12:44pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
The one where it all begins (Welcome To My Life) Meet Stacey Lockhart. She's the most popular girl in school (in her imagination) and she might get onto the Slytherin Quidditch team (if someone pounds some sense into the captain with a Beater's Club). Also she loves two people and only one of them actually know her name. |
2,734 | 21 |
| 2 |
The one where she is a model for the day There that’s better. I’ll be flooing back to Hogwarts any minute now, and I think Theo will slag me so badly when I get back, because he is the only one I told and he laughed at me. I feel so supported. |
2,762 | 15 |
| 3 |
The one with Goyle's projectile vomit and indecent trousers Now I have found the worst teacher in the universe. Yes – and I am completely sober – Professor Umbridge is far worse than Professor Snape. |
1,824 | 12 |
| 4 |
The one with detention and overheard conversations “Ah Ms Lockhart,” she sneered at me, “Here for your detention for your blatant disregard for the rules?” |
2,852 | 14 |
| 5 |
The one with the D.A and inappropriate language to teachers Pansy Parkinson barged into the dormitory at half twelve, crying, and woke me up. How inconsiderate of her. |
2,415 | 17 |
| 6 |
The one with Malfoy's complication “Ok, now begin,” she ordered, in the sort of tone usually reserved to Nazi SS officers. |
2,842 | 11 |
| 7 |
The one with the visit to the Witch Weekly Studios “Hey there Stacey,” smiled my great-uncle Gilderoy. |
2,484 | 10 |
| 8 |
The one with apologies and a patronus “Liar,” accused Fred, but he sounded less sure of himself, “There’s never been a muggleborn in Slytherin – ever.” |
2,815 | 11 |
| 9 |
The one with Realisations “No, look closer, my uncle – fatheaded as he may be – doesn’t give me detentions.” |
2,344 | 16 |
| 10 |
The One with Interviews and New Styles “I’ll give you only 3 hours,” I muttered under my breath, thinking up new and exciting ways of torture. |
2,584 | 9 |
| 11 |
The one with Studying with George Weasley “I don’t mind what people might think,” I smiled, touched by his attempts, “And I really like you too.” |
3,100 | 10 |
| 12 |
The One Where Montague Gets Serious "What am I going to do?" I demanded, "What the hell am I going to do?" |
2,178 | 1 |
| 13 |
The one with a stabber, an arsonist and the Anti-Christ. Jack appeared at the door, looking a little shaken, “They’ve arrived.” |
4,859 | 3 |
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