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Rating
Mature
Chapters
12
Words
25,041
Characters
Dumbledore, Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Sirius/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, AU
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
198
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-01-14 2:09pm
Last Chapter
2008-04-25 9:32pm
Last Updated
2008-04-25 9:32pm

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1 Prologue: Introductions about me

You know how usually on a little girl's birthday she would wish for a pony or some other kind of fluffy creature to shower with love and affection, I was different. I wanted to be special, something other than just being a witch because as far as I was concerned, being a witch was normal. Little did I know I would get my wish, but it would not be what I would have expected.

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2 Sunburned tomatoes and moving away

Walking into the living room, I saw both of my parents sitting on the couch with serious looks on their faces. 

Uh oh. This is not good. 

"Now I'm just going to come out and say it. This affects Chrissy more than this affects you Mike, but we know that she would just end up telling you, so we decided to kill two birds with one stone," Mom rambled.

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3 Retail therapy and the ex-boyfriend

"Oh right, sorry. My turn! Ooh, check out the hottie at 2 o'clock," he whispered excitedly.

Looking over in the direction that Mikey indicated, I gasped. Not only was this guy hot he's also my ex-boyfriend, Todd.

"That's Todd!" I criticized, whacking him on arm. 

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4 Fashion-blind cows and choke hold goodbyes

Going back to a life away from my parents for most of the year was going to suck. For me, there were only two good things about Weston’s: I got to escape the hellhole that is school at the end of the day and of course Mikey. This is going to take some getting used to. 

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5 Bratty first years and unexpected surprises

“Ok you little pipsqueak, get out now! I was here first and this compartment is mine. Get your own!” I yelled pissed, clutching the door of the compartment to stay upright.

“Oh hi! Did you need something?” the younger girl asked me cheerfully, just now noticing me for the first time.
 

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6 Pranking with Peeves and the banishment of that skanky smell

I walked up the steps leading to the doors and cried, “MINNIE!!!!!” People stared as I smirked. She always seemed to have a soft spot for me no matter how much trouble I got into. Apparently, she went to school with my dad and I remind her of him. Hmmm I wonder if something every happened between them…I don’t think I wanna know.

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7 Retaliation and more reunions

I swear I could hear the capital letters, the bolded words, and the quotation marks in that one little sentence. Further proof that this guy really is full of himself. I’m pretty sure that if I looked up ’ass’ in the dictionary, I would find a picture of him underneath along with a description and a note to also read ’cocky bastard’.

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8 Detentions, sleepovers, and guinea pig trials

Resigned to my fate, I got up and started walking towards the portrait hole not even bothering to say good-bye to the guys. Keely grabbed Lily by the arm on the way out and followed me to the Room of Requirement.

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9 Demonic owls and boring classes

While cleaning my cut, Madam Pomfrey seemed to find it necessary to lecture me on not antagonizing the owls who deliver our mail. Like it’s my fault that the owl is insane. It was probably just dropped on its head as a baby. Just like Black.

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10 More pranks, a cool new power, and an unintentional trip to the lake

All too soon I had to get back up for classes. Since I already took a shower I tiredly dragged my butt out of bed got dressed. Looking in the mirror, I grimaced. The bags under my eyes were huge. Grabbing my wand, I used a glamour charm to make me look normal. I wouldn’t want to scare the kiddies away. Then I slowly applied my makeup. Keely and Lily were just as bad. I swear the first person to look at any one of us the wrong way was going to get their head bit off.

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11 Another prank and a family secret

Now, these little pranks by themselves weren’t that great, but together they were pretty hilarious. Especially, when you add their reactions to it. We had the entire Hall laughing at them. And I shot up another announcement about the ones responsible for the pranks. The guys were sent to the hospital wing for Madam Pomfrey to sort out.

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12 The truth comes out and conversations with an old friend

We plopped down on the closest friendly bed, also known as Keely‘s bed. I say friendly bed because I don’t know if the beds of the lemmings are diseased in some way shape or form. Lily closed the hangings around us and cast silencing charms. Then speaking in hushed tones, I proceeded to tell the girls my new secret.

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