Yay! It's the third installment of Life's Lessons!

"You call this place home?" Harry asked Dani.
"Er, yeah, duh," Dani replied. "Oh look, it's Belly Button!"

"This past weekend, Angelina and I got married."

“Another round?” Dave said, astonished at how many drinks these men could down without becoming too terribly intoxicated.
“Calm down, mate,” Ron said.
“Yeah, it’s only the fourth round,” Fred finished, partially slurred.

The hour leading up to Lily’s birthday seemed as though it passed in decades. Lily was dancing around the living room happily, excited to have her family over. Ginny was giving herself a headache trying to set up. No matter how many times any of her sisters-in-law called to see if she wanted help, she refused. She was starting to regret the decision. Relief washed over her when a knock came at the door.

“You had better go tell Ron what it said.”

“I know.”

“You should do it sooner rather than later.”