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Rating
Mature
Chapters
18
Words
60,057
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Cho, Cedric, Draco, Fred, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
40
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-06-04 7:34pm
Last Chapter
2009-06-06 1:01am
Last Updated
2011-07-30 6:23pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Apology NOT accepted

I loved sweets. Loved them. More than anything. They were magic, I swear, whether you were a muggle or a wizard. No matter how down in the dumps I get, sweets just get rid of my horrible mood. I always had this theory that, if used correctly, sugar could cure cancer.

1,808 5
2 Who the heck wears a scarf in this heat?!

Who wants to sit around writing about the history of how sleeping charms came to be?...Certainly not me. Make me write a 500 page essay on the reasons Snape shouldn't teach at Hogwarts, and I'm good for the rest of the year.

2,846 3
3 Males are Naturally Jerks

Lord, if I could explain all of the horrible things Malfoy was, my story would be endless and you would get bored, so never mind even trying to describe him. Whatever words I use, however I use them, it would all just be an enormous understatement.

2,764 2
4 Sorry I Embarass You

With my braids swinging, I entered the gloomy, perfume-filled room and gagged, covering my mouth with a handful of my robes. I could hardly breathe! The fumes mixed with the heat of the fire…it felt like hell in there!Actually, I’m being too crude. Hell can’t be that bad.

1,228 1
5 Five Champions?

It gets weirder. Everyone was so silent that another name came out when, again, another piece of paper flew out. Huh? Three, okay. Four, um sure. Five? No!!!

Guess what it said. Come on, guess!

 

6,721 2
6 Desires That Can't Be Fulfilled

Every single one of the books on those shelves was about dragons. 

Now, I know I'm not exactly smart, but how something so obvious slipped from my sight is beyond my comprehension. 

2,498 1
7 The Last Few Hours of my Life

I wasn't really hungry, but I went downstairs to go eat anyway. I wasn't going to, but I figured, Hell, this is probably the last time I'll ever eat again; I might as well overindulge in the last remaining hours of my life.

3,322 3
8 Single-Awareness Inferno


No, I didn’t walk. I floated. I was like a balloon, floating happily amongst the people heading towards lunch. In fact, I was so incredibly happy, that I didn’t notice the person in front of me. And I floated on right into him. 

Then I fell. Okay, so there goes my career as a perfectly poised dancer.

4,759 1
9 Newly-Found Hate List

 I think I’ll add Snape to my short list of people I really, really, really hate. Along with Rita Skeeter.

2,924 1
10 The Irony in the Situation

 Besides. I was always impressing professors with my undying charm and obvious charisma. No way could my plan fail, I thought, when I strutted into the dusty dungeon hell-hole that was Snape’s classroom.

3,696 2
11 Crawling Under a Rock Doesn't Seem Like a Bad Idea

"No," I said, simply. I didn't even know what I said no to. Him taking my hands, or me not accepting his apology. Maybe I meant both. Or neither. Confusion just seems to be a huge part of my life.

2,668 2
12 I can't GLIDE!

 I was lost, though. Why was everyone getting all festive? It wasn’t even Christmas yet. Well, it was Christmas Eve, but still. Well, almost Christmas Eve…oh, you know what I mean! You get it.

2,306 2
13 Speechless

I just hoped the entire student body didn’t witness me upchucking my lunch onto Aidan’s clean black and turquoise suit. No, that wasn’t a coincidence. Aidan (the little stalker) had gone around asking what I was going to wear. Melody, not knowing that I wasn’t really interested in Aidan, told him the color of my dress. Aidan had bought a suit that matched it immediately. 
Most of the girls thought it was sweet.
I thought it was annoying and highly unnecessary.

3,234 1
14 Atlantis, I have found Thee

That day, I dragged my golden egg everywhere. I took it to breakfast. I took it for a walk around the grounds. I took it to lunch. People were starting to wonder if it was necessary to treat the egg like an infant. My response to those people was my middle finger and a frustrated four-letter word.

3,610 3
15 Mood Swings

I’ll be lucky if I don’t die of misery. Or lying-itis. Hmm…what would a disease of liar-esque habits be called? Dishonesty Disorder? That sounds pretty cool…

4,384 2
16 The Heart I Stole

"What?" I asked, and Dakota beckoned towards the book. What, has she never seen me read before...?
Oh. It was upside-down. Whoops.
Ground, swallow me now!

4,245 5
17 Fish and Onion Breath

Oh, how embarrassing! I probably taste like rotten tomatoes. Or fish. Or worse…what if I tasted like, like…I don’t know, onions!
Now I’m ruined. He’s probably telling all his friends to warn others not to kiss the girl with the fish-and-onion breath. That’s probably why they were all laughing earlier…

3,521 3
18 Death by 'Natural Causes'

On the second floor, I came across Snape, who just looked like he needed to vent out his frustrated, inexplicable anger on the first person he lay eyes on, no matter how unsuspicious or innocent, and I just happened to be the only one in sight.

Bring it on, Greaseball.

3,523 1

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