“Prongs if you were going to try that approach, The Gentleman’s Approach, you should have started it subtly! She thought you were taking the Mick because that was the only conclusion poor Evans’s mind could come up with because of your behaviour towards her!” then he muttered something that sounded like Merlin’s Panties. “It’s the Holidays in a couple o’ days. Marauders, I think Prongs here needs some remedial Lily Evans studies! We can hang out at the Potter’s!”

 ... Love Mary Macdonald


P.S don’t ask what is that supposed to mean? They have been trying to set you up with guys for years but when the guy is available he mysteriously drinks Hair-growth draught and is unavailable for weeks afterwards… I know it was you - don’t try and deny it! I am SO going to LOVE this!

James’s reply was to say “Phwar,” rather loudly when he caught sight of what Lily Evans was wearing.
She had on what seemed to be her best silvery-white blouse though to the critics it might seem there was one too many buttons undone across her front and she was also wearing for what might have been the first time (judging by the scowl) an ink black mini skirt showing as much leg as possible without being deemed indecent and black knee-high leather boots!
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...from how his boss didn’t appreciate him (he worked in a post office for Merlin’s sake!), to how women didn’t faun on him enough (Lily swallowed some bile that had risen in her throat), to how his parents didn’t appreciate him enough and didn’t give him exactly what he wanted…

Mary tells all. Remus tells all. There is Dancing, Celebrating, Pillow fights and bad breath...

and Sirius hits on someone... 

guess who?