The World, Biscuits And Sirius Black According To Nellie O’Neill. by SexyDoorFrames on HarryPotterFanfiction.com

The World, Biscuits And Sirius Black According To Nellie O’Neill. by SexyDoorFrames

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Chapters: 30
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Mature

Chapters

Words

129,484

Characters

Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon

Primary Relationship

Sirius/OC

Secondary Relationship(s)

Other Pairing

Genre(s)

Drama, Humor, Romance

Era

Marauders

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Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

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1,524

Status

Work In Progress (WIP)

First Published

2007-08-18 1:30pm

Last Chapter

2011-07-19 8:39am

Last Updated

2011-10-25 8:21am

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Izzie, Quills, Biscuits And Me “Do you usually carry biscuits around in your bag?”	3,290	109
2	Apples, Quidditch, Pans And Me “…How can a girl who can’t walk into a straight line catch something while on a broom?” Izzie pondered out loud. “It’s a wonder.”	2,881	69
3	Talks, Detention, Marauders And Me Yes, you guessed right. Sirius, James, Remus and Peter already sitting in Professor Binns class room. They gave a little wave but I ignored it and I glared before sitting as far as I could away from them. They always seem to get me in trouble you see.	2,805	48
4	Feelings, Past, Memories And Me Unwillingly and somehow bizarrely it eventually it bloomed into romance. Hatred leads to obsession, obsession leads to love. It was a circle people were doomed to follow.	5,037	62
5	Rain, Food, Songs And Me "It's cause it gives off a better impression, when you’re weighed down with your shiny possession"	3,200	53
6	Fights, Bonds, Sorry And Me “We deserve everything you give us. Hit us if you like. Hex us to a oblivion, but please just don’t be nice...” Sirius trailed off.	3,835	52
7	Moments, Jealously, Hogsmeade And Me “Where is that smile?” He asked. “Gone to Timbuktu.” I responded.	4,079	55
8	Names, Wishes, Hallowe’en And Me “And what is Bill A Bob Bon Bon?”	2,810	44
9	Matches, Letters, Reunions and Me How are things with you and camel? I hope he isn’t upsetting you any more my sweetie lump lump. You deserve lots of fabulous.	4,574	46
10	Brothers, Duels, Arguments And Me Sirius shrugged, avoiding the question, “I just asked why.”	3,278	50
11	Hypocrites, Break-ups, Firewhiskey’s and Me "Calm down Izzie."	3,604	48
12	Reasons, Snow, Kettles And Me This argument resulted with Izzie having me in a headlock while pulling my hair and demanding that I take my comment back. I did of course. I don’t have a death wish.	5,404	43
13	Attacks, Relationships, Sleepovers And Me “Back in a minute.” I walked back over to the door. “Agent Jelly, to Agent Sour and Agent Like, the coast is clear. The rhinos are wearing the tutus.” Izzie opened the door. “You know Nellie, you never make sense.” Izzie sighed. “Next time, before you go In all agent like, least let us pick our names. Agent Sour?” “It’s because if you arrange it, it is a question!” I beamed, “Like Sour Jelly?” “You’re ridiculous.”	5,151	47
14	Potters, Dresses, Budgies And Me I shrugged, “I can’t help it, most of it is the truth anyway.” Sirius sighed, clearly frustrated about something, “Well, I think different.” He finally said after a few moments of silence.	3,910	43
15	Parties, Almost, Betrayals And Me “Go on then.” I whispered, almost daring him.	4,570	98
16	Confusion, Friends, Reasons And Me I sat across from him and picked up a CD. Interesting, James has The Wombles CD, I thought that was only me.	5,509	56
17	Stories, Sarah, Gobstones And Me “Smelly Nellie is my personal favourite though.”	5,791	53
18	Breakables, Revenge, Plans And Me “What with?” “Spaghetti.”	5,496	17
19	Punches, Kicks, Dates And Me “No-” Sirius cut himself off, he put the bracelet back in my palm, “It’s yours Nellie. I don’t want it.”	5,642	16
20	Pranks, Smurfs, Trouble And Me “You’re right.” Sirius replied. “We’re vampires. Would you like to join our coven?”	5,504	63
21	Caldrons, Water Fights, Apologies And Me Sirius shook his head, “I wasn’t howling.” He argued, “Just a moment of confusion.”	4,555	16
22	Moss, Dungeons, Revelations and Me “This is the best party that I’ve ever been to.” Izzie muttered. “I’m going to die and I blame the male population in this room.”	4,412	40
23	Freaks, Butter face’s, No Jokes and Me “You annoy me all the time.”	3,533	17
24	Izzie’s Mentality, Barney, Fairy’s And Me Izzie came over, her cape flowing madly behind her. “The fish is out of the water!”	5,482	28
25	Showers, Gertrude, Clive And Me “I don’t want to become an auntie to Gertrude and Clive.” I cried out.	2,108	34
26	Puns, Truths, Crawling And Me One time, a grape ended up in my right nostril, and I didn’t put it there…	6,082	29
27	Wake ups, Shake ups, Smash ups And Me “I didn’t know you guys were going to turn into the witch doctor.”	6,593	38
28	Home Truths, Zombies, Falling Apart And Me I was exploding and she was drowning.	4,924	45
29	Therapy, Wally, Hair Care And Me Was I that easy to guess?	3,239	43
30	Fragile Hope, Twists, Promises And Me “I promise we’ll sort this out.”	2,186	162

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