Boys in general are completely uncomprehending to what a girl wants out of them. We females are not those of which whom desire to be bragged about being a good snog to the rest of the opposite gender of the school, or indeed those females who might be interested. No, as a sensitive group when it comes to dealing with relationships, we expect boys to treat us right. But then, what could they possibly expect from us? To clarify such an enquiry, I, Farla Finnigan, am going undercover, to develop a girl's guide towards boys of all nature. Thus, my mission begins.

“He asked you out for a drink?”
My eyes narrowed and I faltered not in correcting her. “No, I won the rights to a drink.”