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Rating
Mature
Chapters
4
Words
6,658
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Lucius, Luna, Draco, Pansy, Ginny, Blaise (M)
Primary Relationship
Draco/Hermione
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, AU
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
32
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-10-05 11:56am
Last Chapter
2007-10-29 11:36am
Last Updated
2007-10-29 11:36am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Chapter One - Drunken Misery

“HerMYoneeeee!” He sang, quite badly. “Won’t you take to see the queen?!”

959 9
2 Frustrations and foot stools

Frowning, she crossed her arms and realised that he was quite handsome. Urgh, so wrong Hermione! She told herself crossly. Malfoy is a toad and therefore looks like one!

1,428 5
3 Nicknames

Draco raised his eyebrow, “You’re coming to me for help? That’s got to be a first, Muddy.”

“Muddy?!” Hermione snorted. “Am I no longer good enough to be called a mudblood that you have to nickname even that?”

2,009 5
4 Chapter Four - Quidditch and plans

They didn’t react at first, but then they all burst into laughter at the same time. Ginny pouted and crossed her arms.

“Honestly, Gin,” Harry chuckled. “I think you’ve been hanging around Malfoy and his stupid nicknames.”

Ginny’s expression turned sour. “Harry Potter, I hope you get used to being celibate if you want to keep calling my ideas stupid.”

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