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Rating
15+
Chapters
4
Words
13,144
Characters
Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, Lily, James
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
23
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2007-11-30 8:50am
Last Chapter
2008-05-21 5:53am
Last Updated
2008-05-21 5:53am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Dysfunctional

I mean our whole family could go on holiday with all the money she spends on magazines and phone calls to her dear Vernon. Who is, may I add, a fat walrus and the most boring human being I ever had the misfortune in meeting. His life ambition is to make drills.

Enough said.

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4,819 10
2 Counting… Sheep?!?

“No way, mum, not a chance,” I said adamantly.

I was in the hallway sitting on a suitcase that had been forced packed by my mother. That’s right, forced packed! Even though I attempted to remove all the items my kind, dear and wonderful mother had packed, she still managed to do it. 

Life is so unfair!

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3,099 6
3 HOLY MOTHER OF MERLIN!

In his dreams maybe, but not even his dreams could form such a far-fetched idea such as being happy in his company.

Seriously, I’ve been happier at funerals. 

JAMES POTTER DOES NOT MAKE ME HAPPY! 

So why are you smiling then?

Damn you Lily Evans stop smiling at him, you idiot, he’s James-freaking-Potter! 

2,234 5
4 Case Closed

Let’s look at the evidence shall we.

I thought for a split second that I could have fun with the Potter’s.
I started to count sheep.
I called Potter ‘James’ in my head.
I have FIMS, for crying out loud.
I smiled at Potter.
I go around poking my nose in other people’s rooms and then jump on the bed.

Case closed.

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