Rating
15+
Chapters
28
Words
46,202
Characters
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Draco, OC
Primary Relationship
Harry/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Ron/Hermione, Draco/OC, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
Status
Completed
First Published
2007-12-02 1:02pm
Last Chapter
2008-10-25 7:18pm
Last Updated
2009-06-24 2:36pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
In the Beginning The prologue. |
624 | 17 |
| 2 |
The World In which Hogwarts happens and the Sorting Hat shares. |
1,575 | 15 |
| 3 |
Unfortunately for Our Main Character, the Story Continues In which Ron eats, a ball is announced, and Oliver Wood has not graduated. |
1,724 | 17 |
| 4 |
Hogsmeade In which the girls take a little outing. |
1,619 | 7 |
| 5 |
Who's Your Daddy? In which parentals come between our starcrossed lovers, and sarcasm is used in the summary. |
1,579 | 11 |
| 6 |
The Pre-Ball In which there is yelling at the breakfast table and the Hogwarts students prepare for the ball. |
1,744 | 13 |
| 7 |
"Special Magic" In which the Voice is a bother, people keep secrets, and someone reveals his "special magic." |
1,590 | 15 |
| 8 |
The Excommunication In which Martin Luther and his excommunication are discussed and Blathrae Carter is myterious. |
984 | 11 |
| 9 |
Honey, I Shrunk the Main Character In which Dee isn't so tall, and a new plot point is introduced. |
1,417 | 13 |
| 10 |
I'm Showing You My World In which a special potion is procured, tongues are tongued, songs are sung, and somebody goes unconscious. |
1,389 | 12 |
| 11 |
Problem In which Ria and Dee totally have it out. |
1,366 | 9 |
| 12 |
This is not a Filler In which next to nothing happens, but the story continues to be entertaining. |
1,328 | 7 |
| 13 |
Malicious or Malfo-licious? In which the chapter is better than its title and things start to get seriously emo, while still retaining the general comedic nature of the story. |
1,578 | 1 |
| 14 |
The Prophecy In which... well, c'mon. Look at the title. What d'you think happens? |
1,236 | 2 |
| 15 |
The Kisses In which lips touch, Flint is ugly, and Dee gets screwed over. Twice. |
2,716 | 3 |
| 16 |
The Mission Begins In which Dee throws a hissy fit, and Ria steps in for the safety of her fellow Gryffindors. |
1,261 | 2 |
| 17 |
Eat the Soup In which winter holidays begin, Ria gets a shock, and soup is not eaten. |
1,225 | 2 |
| 18 |
Christmastime In which Dee and Draco travel to, erm, "Mr. DeMonte's" house and everyone (sort of) tries to be festive (sort of). |
1,827 | 5 |
| 19 |
Outdoor Adventures In which Malfoy and Dee go out for a spin and a dash and a few marshmallows. |
1,744 | 9 |
| 20 |
Diagon Alley In which shopping happens and Dee experiences that awkward run-in-to-ex-boyfriend-while-out-with-new-boyfriend thing. Sort of. |
2,764 | 6 |
| 21 |
Happy Christmas In which Christmas visits the cozy Voldemort Estate, Narcissa is like SO ANNOYING, and Dee gives Draco the Old One-Two. |
2,301 | 7 |
| 22 |
How Does He Do That? In which Dee returns to Hogwarts, is awkward with Harry, and develops a bit of Thoughtfully Emo Heroine Syndrome. |
1,369 | 7 |
| 23 |
Seven Minutes in Heaven In which someone comes up with a bad game. |
1,992 | 7 |
| 24 |
Hiatus In which Ria and Dee make more plots and Harry's eyes stray. |
2,027 | 11 |
| 25 |
"I love you." In which things get seriously confusing and the author starts to feel sorry for Dee. |
2,063 | 15 |
| 26 |
The Sorting Hat Face-Off In which we get a few answers about the calamity and Dee keeps saying stupid things. |
1,399 | 10 |
| 27 |
Boom, Baby Let's get confrontational. |
2,051 | 17 |
| 28 |
There's No Place like Home In which Dee wakes up somewhere else. THE END. |
1,710 | 36 |
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