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Rating
12+
Chapters
9
Words
11,052
Characters
Teddy, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire
Primary Relationship
Teddy/Victoire
Secondary Relationship(s)
Rose/Scorpius, James/OC
Genre(s)
General, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
95
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-02-12 2:57am
Last Chapter
2008-05-08 3:50am
Last Updated
2008-05-08 3:50am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 May contain traces of crazed Weasleys

“...here I am, in the Burrow with my multitude of frantically breeding aunts and uncles, and my even more frantically screaming cousins, brothers, and sisters.
Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.”

884 10
2 May contain traces of 'teddylupinsucksteddylupinsucksteddylupinsucks’

“...James grinned teasingly at me, because he is a fifteen year old idiot. Teddy grinned even more teasingly, because he is a twenty two year old idiot who looks really good with teal hair.
Oh my God. I cannot believe I just said – wrote! – that. To recap: Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.”Dedicated to Atropa Belladona - my very first reviewer!

777 6
3 May contain traces of chicken poop

“...I would have the satisfaction of telling my friends at school – and Rose and Lily, the spiteful cows – exactly who locked Teddy Lupin in the chook house. That story would never grow old.
I didn’t count on Teddy and James coming in behind me as I sniggered the story and pouring a gallon of bird poop on my head.
Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.”
Again dedicated to Atropa Belladona.

853 6
4 May contain traces of insanity

“’Victoire: Do you, or do you not, have a crush on my godson?’
Damn. I forgot Uncle Harry was studying legilimens.

Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.
All over again.”
Sorry the chapter’s so short everyone! And I STILL LOVE Atropa Belladona

658 8
5 May contain traces of radioactive anthrax spores

“Bloody hell, Mum, don’t kill me now – not when it’s just about to get fun...”
For Atropa Belladona

1,202 12
6 May contain traces of Scotch bonnets

“‘OH, YOU CAN STUFF YOUR ACCUSATIONS RIGHT UP YOUR HAIRY B-‘
‘VICTOIRE!’
‘Sorry Mum.’

Bloody hell, Mum’s about to kill me... now.”
Dedicated to MEEEEEEE, ‘cause I reckon it’s about time.
Haha, jokes, actually dedicated to (yes, you guessed it), Atropa Belladona. YAAAAAY!

899 10
7 May contain traces of juries which I have cut up and baked into a pie as they SUCK

“’It’s, like, weird! Since seventh year, I never even liked you as a friend, and then suddenly – BANG! Woohoo, I have a crush on T. R. Lupin, wow, when did that happen? Huh, who knew.’
Oh, hear my plea: Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.”
Dedicated to Shadyness, who is REALLY COOL!!! Also dedicated to Atropa Belladonna, but does she mind if I stop dedicating after this? It’s just other people need a turn... but I will ALWAYS love her ‘cause she’s my first EVA reviewer! YAAAAY!
 

2,087 10
8 May contain traces of unscrupulousness

“’OH GOD. YOU EITHER HAVE NO MORALS OR THEY HAVE DESERTED YOU FOR THIS BRIEF PERIOD,’ James bellowed. I winced a little. He could be rather loud and angry-sounding when he wanted.
Bloody hell Mum, kill me now."

Dedicated to... Ashleylynne87, austen007, Atropa_belladonna, crazybibliophile, crazychick_1947, Crookshanks_Girl, Faith, fishergirl, harry_125, Kara_Rose, lily16, marieluz, missdagane, ParalyzedInHeaven, punkseek44, Queen_Akilah, RoseyPoseyWeasley, Shadyness, skeet500, Teddy_Bear, and xxxmisspotterxxx!!! Also Harrius_Ginevram_amat, Zokara, a

1,049 14
9 May contain traces of James losing control of his emotions and Doing Something he Might Regret which Albus Might Regret even more so

‘This,’ he said sadly, ‘is all your fault.’
Oh God.

He’s right.
Bloody hell, Mum, kill me now.
Dedicated to Atropa_belladonna again, ‘cause she ROCKS! Also Shadyness, Rosie, and my Constructive Criticism reviewer, julia.

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