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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
May contain traces of crazed Weasleys “...here I am, in the Burrow with my multitude of frantically breeding aunts and uncles, and my even more frantically screaming cousins, brothers, and sisters. |
884 | 10 |
| 2 |
May contain traces of 'teddylupinsucksteddylupinsucksteddylupinsucks’ “...James grinned teasingly at me, because he is a fifteen year old idiot. Teddy grinned even more teasingly, because he is a twenty two year old idiot who looks really good with teal hair. |
777 | 6 |
| 3 |
May contain traces of chicken poop “...I would have the satisfaction of telling my friends at school – and Rose and Lily, the spiteful cows – exactly who locked Teddy Lupin in the chook house. That story would never grow old. |
853 | 6 |
| 4 |
May contain traces of insanity “’Victoire: Do you, or do you not, have a crush on my godson?’ |
658 | 8 |
| 5 |
May contain traces of radioactive anthrax spores “Bloody hell, Mum, don’t kill me now – not when it’s just about to get fun...” |
1,202 | 12 |
| 6 |
May contain traces of Scotch bonnets “‘OH, YOU CAN STUFF YOUR ACCUSATIONS RIGHT UP YOUR HAIRY B-‘ |
899 | 10 |
| 7 |
May contain traces of juries which I have cut up and baked into a pie as they SUCK “’It’s, like, weird! Since seventh year, I never even liked you as a friend, and then suddenly – BANG! Woohoo, I have a crush on T. R. Lupin, wow, when did that happen? Huh, who knew.’ |
2,087 | 10 |
| 8 |
May contain traces of unscrupulousness “’OH GOD. YOU EITHER HAVE NO MORALS OR THEY HAVE DESERTED YOU FOR THIS BRIEF PERIOD,’ James bellowed. I winced a little. He could be rather loud and angry-sounding when he wanted. |
1,049 | 14 |
| 9 |
May contain traces of James losing control of his emotions and Doing Something he Might Regret which Albus Might Regret even more so ‘This,’ he said sadly, ‘is all your fault.’ |
2,643 | 19 |
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