Maybe I can’t blame Kevin. I mean, if Aeary hadn’t jinxed Stryker then Kevin wouldn’t have wanted revenge for Stryker who is now in the Hospital Wing with a three-foot golden wing growing out of his forehead (he looks bloody hysterical).
But then again, Aeary jinxed Stryker because Stryker was hitting on Noire who is Aeary’s girlfriend. So basically I blame my situation on Stryker’s hormones.
Stupid boys.

“Sorry, babe,” she says to me. “Your eyebrow caught fire.” 
Pandora snorts, “It looks hysterical.” 
“What do you mean?” I shriek. 
If any part of my eyebrow is missing I swear to Holy- 
“Your eyebrow has been partially burnt off,” Antonise says.
“You mean my eyebrows are gone?”
“No, just one.”
“Just one!”
“It’ll grow back,” Antonise shrugs to stare out the window and casually blows more smoke.