“Hello, and welcome to the Valentine’s episode of Potterwatch! I’m River, and I’m glad to announce that our secure location has remained so for this week, and so we are able to send out this message from all of us. Even though we’re in the middle of a War, though we are oppressed, abused, tyrannized, nothing has come to stop the fact that February the fourteenth came around, just like Christmas did. Today is about love, not fear. Isn’t that right, Rodent?”