'And on and on she went all the while Black and Potter stood behind McGonagall’s back miming what she was saying,'

''Very well, you were insulting me, I believe.’ He answered coolly sitting back in his seat.’

''Just because you feel it necessary to fall off your chair to try and gain my attention Stebbins, doesn’t mean you need to blame me.’'

'‘I make it my mission in life to avoid all four of them, in the same way Black avoids the STI clinic.’'

‘He’s already seen me pumpkin head.’ I said rolling my eyes again.

'She practically bounded over to us, in the least graceful manner I had ever seen a human with two legs exert, before she stumbled and tripped over a pile of rejected outfits, falling flat on her face at our feet.'

'And still all she could do was sit there gaping at me like so highly unattractive, old fish.'

'‘You looked flushed dear.’'

'I appeared to be living a reoccurring situation; wearing an uncomfortable dress, in uncomfortable circumstances, waiting on uncomfortable guests. '

'This was why I never attended Quidditch matches.'

 ‘Oh were Lupin and Pettigrew there to just hold your handbags and accessories?’ I said sarcastically.'

‘Oh really Potter? Because I had a feeling Lily thought Montgomery was the best looking boy in Hogwarts.’ I said eager for him to bite back at my remark. 

'And there was no stopping the boy, he was on a roll, things that he had clearly being dying to say since ‘third or fourth year’ were finally all coming out now in this one long outburst.'

 'I was interested to see how far he would go with this;  a game of chicken if you will.'

'Black had a knack for dispersing any sympathy for him with a flick of his wand.'

"I, surprisingly, do not want to be caught in this sexually transmitted infection infested area with you."

'Plus the last time I was brave I found myself being pushed against a wall by Sirius Black having my face eaten – that’s where brave got you.'

'‘Well despite how enjoyable it is to hear about Black’s sexual escapades, I’m going to find Annie and Lily.’ I said, bidding them farewell as I made my way through the Gryffindor common room towards the entrance.'