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Rating
Mature
Chapters
10
Words
26,425
Characters
Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Other Pairing
Secondary Relationship(s)
Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, OC/OC
Genre(s)
Humor, Romance
Era
Hogwarts
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence
Story Reviews
149
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2008-10-19 8:30am
Last Chapter
2009-06-06 5:50pm
Last Updated
2009-06-06 5:50pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Atomic Garlic Breath

In this chapter, we explore Naomi Feng's dislikes and hates, and witness her stumble upon a new defence weapon.

2,193 35
2 Shangry Emotions

In this chapter, Naomi interacts with her emotional self, contracts a deadly disease and becomes a celebrity judge.

2,320 32
3 Of Spunky Pink Brooms

In this chapter, Naomi battles against the Slytherins in a rousing Quidditch match and realises the atrocities Fred and George are capable of.

2,393 23
4 Santa's Magical Creatures and The Pink Wonder

In this chapter, Naomi is likened to our dear Christmas friend and acquires a new superhero alias.

3,077 19
5 The Pink Wonder Dabs In The Arts

In this chapter, Naomi attempts to stop her third-person references and lies to Merlin.

3,074 13
6 Scurrying Midgets and Sexy Leaf Collections

In this chapter, Naomi counts, lies, and repeatedly makes bad jokes about bad hair.

1,886 7
7 The Curse Of Merlin's Underwear

In this chapter, Naomi is struck by a curse, and does some desperate sucking up.

2,425 4
8 Violent Friends and Flat Noses

In this chapter, Naomi went the boring way of exacting revenge and gets smacked in the face several times.

3,724 9
9 A Really Horrid Eye Infection

In this chapter, Naomi's secret weapon is likened to a disease and she vows to improve her eavesdropping skills.

3,627 2
10 Reality is Crazy

In this chapter, Naomi learns of the truth that Nikki and Oliver had hid, and gets pinched.

1,706 5

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