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Rating
Mature
Chapters
15
Words
28,251
Characters
Dumbledore, Lupin, McGonagall, Sirius, A. Longbottom, F. Longbottom, James, Pettigrew, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Sirius/OC
Secondary Relationship(s)
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Young Adult
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Story Reviews
84
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-01-18 1:09am
Last Chapter
2011-03-28 12:39pm
Last Updated
2011-03-28 12:39pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 Madness begins with an 'm' (or in my case, c)


 

“- and found three weeks later, half eaten by an Alsatian”? I put in rather helpfully.
 

1,949 4
2 "Oh yes, those flying sausages can be lethal"


Ah, bacon. Evans is a serial killer, James is Lucifer and a new teacher (oh joy)

1,737 6
3 (In) sanity in Defence


Mm, chocolate is an aphrodisiac, our Professor thinks we're sane and we blow up a cauldron. A normal day.

1,329 3
4 Sock races


You should listen to your nice teacher, like you should have listened to that nice Healer, my brain said

 

“Holy Godric. Shut up” I snapped.

1,408 8
5 Jelly- and things like pie (with cheese)


“He’s nice” Alice said, making it sound as if Professor Tine was Santa Claus and he had saved us from a burning building where we were being held hostage  by a hormonal hippogriff with a sock full of oranges and an umbrella.

1,092 4
6 Mmm, banana


Bananas are my favourite fruit. They are the greatest creation since Train, purple fluffy socks and chocolate. I just, practically drool thinking about a big, yellow bananas waiting for me to consume them. They sit there calling out “Charlie! Charlie! Eat me”!...

1,464 5
7 Yad Sdrawkcab (Backwards Day)


He he, fun fun fun! Backwards Day!

1,347 4
8 Remember the Viagra


Great. Why did I sneak in here half naked? Oh right. I’m an idiot.

 

And now, I have an angry, sleep deprived and probably randy Sirius Black to deal with.

 

Damn you fate. 

 

2,713 4
9 Sneaker Night


Well, durh. I WAS dying.

(I think…)

 

1,679 3
10 National Random Tangent Day-Part I


“Imagine Charlie. Like, she would probably… If she was captain of the Titanic… she would probably miss the iceberg”!

2,226 12
11 Jelly Crystals


...If there is one thing I know it's that that beekeeping makes an excellent hobby...

1,465 11
12 Powers of Procrastination


How to Kill Sirius Black and Potentially Maim James  Potter
Ah, a list I needed

1,102 5
13 Weinis Dogs


"I set a horde of bunnies on Black and do you even remember our O.W.L s last year? I pretended to be a cactus."

2,687 10
14 Detention? Oh hell

“…expired gorilla milk” Alice said loudly, standing up and glaring at me.
 
 
 
 
 

1,605 1
15 Sneaking a hippogriff into one's bedroom is not as easy as it sounds

“We are doomed” Alice said, watching Treacle eat the remainder of the duvet.

“I know. That’s my blanket” I added crisply.
 

4,448 4

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