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Rating
Mature
Chapters
8
Words
17,265
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Dobby, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, OC
Primary Relationship
James/Lily
Secondary Relationship(s)
Lily/OC
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Story Reviews
19
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-06-25 8:36pm
Last Chapter
2010-05-24 10:50am
Last Updated
2010-05-24 10:50am

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Lily Evans Fan Club

“Don’t CALL ME THAT! Why’d you bring your bitch arse back here?” she asked angrily.

I walked up to her and clasped my hands together in attempt to look ‘angelic’, “To take advantage of the opportunity to dorm with you  again, Mac!”

She visibly ground her teeth together, “Why don’t you just pack up and go home? You don’t belong here!”

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2 Barmy Ex-duke

McGonagall came around with the timetables and handed me mine. I looked at it and groaned, “You can’t be serious, Professor! I have Herbology first? But that’s outside! And Barmaduke loathes me!”

“Miss Evans,” she just sighed and walked away. I affect her.

Leo snorted, “Maybe it’s because you called him a barmy old bat that looks like one of his plants.”

I shrugged, “He had it coming. There was no need to insult the color red.”

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3 Piss off Potter!

Lunchtime finally came and I actually ran from Transfiguration to the Great Hall. I was famished. Immediately, I dove into the food, taking bites here and there. The rest of the idiots joined me at the table and began to do the same when I was interrupted for the second time in a time frame of only two days when I was eating. I turned around angrily. It was Potter.

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4 The Sorting Hat's Secret Stash

JUST SHOW ME THE DAMN LETTER!”

“NO! I WON’T SHOW YOU ANYTHING!”

“DAMN RIGHT YOU WILL IF I HAVE TO PRY IT FROM YOUR COLD, STUNNED FINGERS!”

“I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, EVANS!”

I pulled out my wand, “DON’T TEMPT ME, MCCOY!”

He pulled out his, “DO SOMETHING!”

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5 The Enclave, The Joy of Luck, and The Dwelling

Frank and Davy got in the back and I turned around, “Directions?”

“Oh!” Davy said and motion to his head, “It’s all up here.”

“Merlin save us,” Leo muttered.

“Let’s go,” Frank sighed.

“Ye of little faith…or something like that…” Davy singsonged like the he-she that he really is.

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6 Police Officers are Idiots

“Did you see them here this morning, Moony?”

“No mate, you reckon they were out all night?”

“Of course not! This is Evans we’re talking about!”

“But look at how they’re dressed!”

“Right you are Wormy! Tis baffling an affair.”

“She has a hickey on her neck!” My hand flew to my neck.

“She’s waking up!”

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7 Uncovered Ultimatum

“You know he didn’t mean it like that. Why are you being so difficult? It was just a letter!” Frank’s voice began to rise.

“Oh look, there’s a bubble in the polish. Cool.”

“Lily, I’M NOT JOKING!”

I turned on him, “You don’t know what was in that letter.”

He faltered. “It was just his parents being his parents. They’re berks we already know that.”

I shook my head, “No, that’s not all.”

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8 Wizards and Muggle Chemicals

“Anyway,” Bloom plowed on, “today, you’ll be making up your own.”

The class cheered. This should be interesting…and illegal.

“You realize that’s illegal right?” I asked.

He grinned, “Well legality isn’t really at the top of my list of worries when I’m teaching.” Everyone laughed.

Bloody idiot.

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