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Rating
Mature
Chapters
2
Words
5,094
Characters
Lupin, Snape, Sirius, F. Longbottom, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Primary Relationship
Secondary Relationship(s)
James/Lily, James/OC, Lily/OC, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Genre(s)
Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era
Marauders
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Story Reviews
18
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2009-06-30 7:43pm
Last Chapter
2009-08-09 11:32pm
Last Updated
2009-08-09 11:32pm

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 The Clumsy Pickup Lines of Bighead Boy

“We’ve got to do something.” Sirius whispered, his eyes bright with excitement. He looked at Remus, who was backing away slowly. "Nothing illegal, Moony," Sirius barked, pulling Remus back by the collar before he got away, "Just something to help our friend along."

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2 Sobering Prongs

Symptom: James drooling over Lily, getting asthmatic over her red hair, talking about her incessantly, and boring his three best friends to death. 
Cure: One dragon size dose of Sobering Tonic.
Side Effects: Will not recognize best friend.
Warning: May cause an increase in arrogance and sociopathic tendencies towards Slytherins. Avoid driving or operating heavy machinary. Do not drink with orange juice.

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