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Duck and Cover by iluv2eatcarbs

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Chapters: 34
Reviews: 865
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Mature

Chapters

Words

129,395

Characters

Dumbledore, Lupin, McGonagall, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC

Primary Relationship

Sirius/OC

Secondary Relationship(s)

James/Lily, James/OC, Other Pairing

Genre(s)

Humor, Romance

Era

Marauders

Advisory

Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

Story Reviews

865

Status

Completed

First Published

2009-08-17 1:24am

Last Chapter

2011-07-23 10:38am

Last Updated

2011-07-23 10:38am

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Ch. #	Chapter Title	Word Count	Reviews
1	Not the Same After That “Heard what?” “That I have procured a girlfriend.” Lily let out a low laugh and examined him, not quite sure if she believed him or not. “Oh yeah Potter, who?” “It’s,” James’s eyes scanned the girls in the common room. The girls were pushing past each other and pulling each other’s hair in order to get in James’s eyesight. James’s eyes then stopped, and he was looking right at me. No. No. No no no no no no.	1,527	79
2	The Sound of Settling Boys’ dormitory. More specifically the Marauders’ dorm room. Most specifically I’m in it, with boys.	2,714	60
3	Fell Down the Stairs James then steered me towards the Gryffindor table and we all sat down. There was an awkward silence as we all helped ourselves to food. Oh god. I do not do well with awkward silences. I always say something stupid. “Did you know that hippogriff poop is not only an excellent manure but also doubles as some of the main ingredients in facial masks.”	3,951	49
4	Uprising “Well you don’t seem like you talk, let’s just hope you don’t bite.” “I’m a piranha,” I said as I chomped my teeth together. Oh Merlin what the hell did I just do? Did I really just pretend I was a piranha?	2,137	34
5	Alter the Ending “And if I don’t?” “Then I will banish you into a world filled with troll boogies.”	3,569	48
6	Until the Morning What happens after.	2,152	28
7	Little Lion Man Avery and Sirius stumble upon some trouble...	4,195	20
8	Sound the alarm “What shall we do with you?” Lucius said as he rounded in on me, the rest of the pack following behind him. “How about the cruciatus curse,” Bellatrix suggested with a maniacal look in her eye. “Too predictable,” Lucius dismissed quickly. “Snape,” he said turning his attention to the greasy haired boy. “I believe it's time you prove yourself. I'm leaving it up to you to decide what to do with her.”	4,367	24
9	These Things Move in Threes “If you were my girlfriend I wouldn't let you out of my site.” “Well thank Merlin for the fact that James is my boyfriend and not you.”	4,312	36
10	My Unusual Friend Theories: Secretly a woman Belongs to a secret cult that uses all of his energy. A cult devoted to chocolate.	3,423	28
11	Snape the Squawking Canary “Did you hit your head when you fell down the stairs today?” “No, why?”	2,684	27
12	Halloween Avery and Sirius finally go to the concert.	4,528	30
13	The New Heavy The weeks after the almost, whatever the hell happened in the hotel.	3,090	31
14	You Tried to Turn Away “Oh yeah?” I said and then wound up my foot and kicked him right in the groin, making him fall to his knees. “Looks like a I got lucky again.”	4,165	40
15	Slug Club Party Merlin I look like a monkey. Who the hell invented a bow tie? I'm going to hunt down the person that invented a bow tie and strangle them with their own invention. Let's see if they like their invention after they're dead.	5,443	30
16	The Secret's in the Telling What if she's already grown bored of me? I'm charismatic! I don’t need to have a multi-dimensional personality, I've got my charms to get by. And if Avery isn't satisfied with that then she can leave.	5,991	21
17	The New Year “Lily leant me her bra, isn't she a sweetheart?” Sirius said looking over at Lily and blowing her a kiss.	6,141	22
18	Sneak Attack “Er, Remus, having some girl troubles are you?”	2,954	16
19	Blame It On the Changes “Maybe I should hire a body guard.” I responded cheekily. “Or maybe you should stop being so accident prone.” “Well if that's the case I better stop hanging around you guys, you seem to cause trouble wherever you go.”	3,782	14
20	Valentine's Day Valentine's day...	4,422	13
21	In the Backseat In the Backseat...	4,664	11
22	Science of Fear Science of Fear...	3,480	22
23	You Tried to Turn Away You Tried to Turn Away...	3,180	16
24	Spit on a Stranger... Spit on a Stranger...	3,914	15
25	There Goes the Fear Again There Goes the Fear Again...	5,065	17
26	Massive Attack Trouble at Hogsmeade	4,524	23
27	Crash into me Crash into me	4,198	14
28	The funeral The war becomes real.	3,244	13
29	First Day Of My Life "Babes, why don't you unbutton your shirt in my presence?" Sirius asked edging towards me and playing with the collar of my shirt. I swatted his hand away, "because I have other things on my mind aside from your sexual satisfaction."	3,791	11
30	Nose-Bug "He's been a spy for me many years, one of my most valuable members." "No," I whispered, the reality crashing down on me. I swiftly stood up from my chair and started pacing the room. I was grabbing at my hair, trying to distract myself from screaming and keeping the tears that were begging to fall from going down my cheeks.	3,933	10
31	Annabelle and Snuffles Moody looked at me for a moment before a grimace that I assume to be a smile formed on his lips. "Aye, I like her Albus, she's got a mouth on her."	5,618	11
32	NEWT's "I didn't know it! I completely forgot. I'm going to fail my exam and never go anywhere in life, I'll be flipping burgers for the rest of my life!" Lily wailed dramatically, laying her back on the ground and putting the book over her face. "I should just give up, this won't work. I accept my life as an old hag with millions of cats and no teeth." "You'll still have me babes," James said kneeling over her and removing the book from her face. "Oh great, at least I've got my childhood boyfriend."	2,720	15
33	Graduation The gang says goodbye to Hogwarts.	3,442	14
34	Epilogue This is the actual goodbye.	2,075	23

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