The former Hufflepuff and Hogwarts graduate was finding it very hard for anyone to take her seriously. She didn’t understand why. The world was like a walrus.

A/N: TPAM was emeraldeyes. The quote: "Stupidity is more than a state of mind... It is also a fruit cake." - unknown author was supplied by this user. This was a very challenging piece to write, but also very fun. I hope that you enjoy.