Rating
Mature
It Is A Bad Idea To Turn Scorpius Malfoy Into A Lizard. by platform 9 3_4
- Rating
- Mature
- Chapters
- 9
- Reviews
- 83
- Views
- 16,177
Chapters
9
Words
18,513
Characters
Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Victoire, OC, OtherCanon
Primary Relationship
Rose/Scorpius
Secondary Relationship(s)
Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Genre(s)
Drama, Humor, Romance
Era
Next Generation
Advisory
Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Story Reviews
Status
Work In Progress (WIP)
First Published
2010-06-17 3:08pm
Last Chapter
2011-04-02 7:23pm
Last Updated
2011-04-02 7:23pm
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| Ch. # | Chapter Title | Word Count | Reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Floo Powder Leads to Dangerous Beginnings In which Rose returns to Hogwarts after yet another Weasley family party, realises she does not understand the language of big headed blonde idiots, and signs up for a game of exploding snap. |
1,522 | 5 |
| 2 |
Bad Ideas Start With Insults And End With Punishment. In which Rose has trouble concentrating, Malfoy should wash his mouth out with soap and a long detention is on the way, courtesy of Professor McGonagall. |
1,515 | 5 |
| 3 |
Never Trust An Angry Girl With Pumpkin Juice In which Dom makes the mistake of voicing her opinion, thus causing pandemonium in the great hall and Rose and Scorpius are treated to a lovely evening in the trophy room with filch. |
1,833 | 5 |
| 4 |
Jealousy Is Like A Mental Cruciatus Curse In which James and Charlie refuse to speak, Rose takes up stalking as a hobby and Al hates pompous Gryffindor beaters that won't shut up about the Wimbourne Wasps. |
1,883 | 7 |
| 5 |
If Someone Hits You, Hit Back Harder
|
1,730 | 9 |
| 6 |
Fight Fire With Fire And You End Up With Ashes In which Professor McKinley instigates conflict, Laura Thomas is missing, Scorpius and Rose engage in battle, Natalie Flint feels humiliated and Scorpius gets a nasty surprise. |
1,891 | 17 |
| 7 |
When The Firewhisky Is In, Self-Control Is Out. In which Natalie explains herself, a bottle of firewhisky finds itself in Scorpius's possession, Rose feels just a little drunk and Scorpius does something which could be considered extremely stupid, but could also be blamed on the firewhisky. |
2,225 | 16 |
| 8 |
Dreams Of The Past Complicate The Nightmares Of The Future In which Rose's friends can't seem to get a grip, Scorpius Malfoy's body is discussed in detail, the sleeping draft is swallowed, Rose takes a little trip to the past and Scorpius takes a trip to the possible future. |
3,518 | 9 |
| 9 |
The Kiss Is Like Honey But The Truth Has A Sting In which Scorpius won't leave Rose alone, Rose is determined to prove herself, Sarah is strangely shy, Flint becomes overly observant and McGonagall drops an unwelcome bomb on the Gryffindors. |
2,396 | 10 |
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