"Anyway- we were studying devil’s snare, and I was trying to wrestle my plant into compliance by bear hugging the thing and letting it thrash me around like hypogriff with a ferret. The whole thing was really off, now that I think about it, and Longbottom probably should have saved me from being shaken to death by a killer plant of doom that really had no place in a school green house. "

"Not stalk. Stalking is for people with creepy alterior motives. I had none of those- I just… wanted to find a way to tell him never to stare at me again."

“More importantly- I’m thinking about taking Harfang back. I mean…. It’s not like he meant to forget that my favorite color is lavender, right?” Oh- right; Harfang. That was Monty’s first name.

Merlin, no wonder the poor bloke sticks to his last. What kind of name is Harfang?

“Uhm… Right. What color did he think it was?”

“Purple!”